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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Wedding Wrecks (90)

Wednesday
Nov152017

Wedding Wrecks: Just Leave It

It's the latest budget-friendly sensation sweeping the nation - or at least a couple of weddings:

Leaves and twigs!

Not only are they "beautiful," they're a great way to upcycle those lawn clippings!

 

Just grab a leaf blower, and bam!

The cake's decorated!

 

Drape them for a drapey effect!

 

Or just jam them all over!

Leaves and twigs!

CONSIDER IT.

 

And hey, if that doesn't work: TINY PLASTIC SHARKS.

Bam!

 

Thanks to Ann C., Roger., Kim W., & Jen A. for the most baffling double-sided wedding wreck I've seen in at least a few weeks.

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Wednesday
Nov082017

Expect Less. Laugh More.

Have a heart, bakers.


Don't do this:


 

And never promise the bride this:

 

When you're going to deliver this:

 

Hey, while I've got you here, let's talk about zebra stripes:

THESE ARE ZEBRA STRIPES.

 

These, on the other hand ...

Well, I'm pretty sure those are zebra sperm.

But then again, I tend to see things in black and white.

 

And finally, bakers, just because you might question a couple's choice for their wedding cake order:

... that's no reason to punish them further!

 

("Hey, you with the shotgun. Put this cake out of its misery.")

 

 

Thanks to Anony M., Courtney T., Michelle T., & RT for the bang-up job hunting these down. 

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