Big Day, Big Wrecks

By popular demand, here are a few more Inspiration vs Perspiration Wedding Wrecks. And shame on you all for finding them so funny.

What was ordered:

What was received:

Fortunately Christine C. reports the the bride and family had a great sense of humor about this Wreck, and even dubbed it the "bamPOO" cake. Heheh.

Ordered:

And received:

Uh, since the cake itself leaves me speechless, I'm going to comment on the background. Hey Jessica M., is that Chewbacca through the window? I mean, given the Han Solo & Leia topper, I was wondering if Chewie was the ring-bearer or something.

And lastly, ordered:

Aaaand received:

You have to wonder if that swipe was a result of the bride fainting at the sight of it, don't you? Still, I guess she should count her blessings: imagine if the wreckerator had been asked to write something on it!

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Wedding Wrecks, Vol. 379

The wrecky forces-that-be have smiled upon us once more, dear minions.

Translation?

I HAVE MORE WEDDING WRECKS.

Here's what Daisy had in mind when she ordered her mini cake and cupcake tower:

But instead...

Oooh, you guys, I feel a bucket list item coming up:

This is it! THIS IS IT.

Ahem hem hem.

Q: What's black-and-white and wrecked all over?

A: KELLY'S WEDDING CAKE.

(Sorry, Kelly.)

And finally, behold the elegant glory of the cake Kassandra ordered for a whopping $750:

Oooh, you've got good taste, Kassandra.

...but terrible luck with bakers:

o.0

Here's how I imagine Kassandra's baker dropped off the cake:

"My work here... IS DONE."

Thanks to brides Daisy E., Kelly J., & Kassandra for reminding us wedding wreckage is serious business.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: