Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife,
...without the letter E?
Post-marital strife?
Buy a cake from the bakery!
Open your eyes,
Watch the monster cry,
"Cookieeee!"
He's just an old man!
He needs baked sympathy.
Because he's easy come,
Easy go,
Little high,
Little low!
Any kind of cake goes, as long as the batter's...
...nail-free!
Na-il freeeeee.
Thanks to Kari Jo M., Kyla W., Jennifer L., Beth H., Randi H., Stacie B., Amanda H., Andrew H., Bronwyn G., & Sarah M. for helping me be a little mercurial. (See what I did there?)
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Reader Comments (18)
I'd say the mercury is falling rapidly.
Fantabulous, Sharyn!!!!
"a little mercurial." Hahahahaha!!! Good one, Sharyn.
Thanks for the ear worm. :/
LOL at the easy come - make me spray my coffee, why don't 'cha?
I'd really like to hear the story behind the last cake?
Mama just baked a wreck, with misspellings so so bad, smeared the frosting, what is THAT?
I hope that every day for the rest of my life, I will be able to pull up this site and view the Cakes of the Day. Thank you for many moments of joy.
Excellent quippery as usual Sharyn.
Thank you for the chuckle!
:-)
Mercurial!
Ya got me with that one; I literally slapped my forehead.
Died. I absolutely died laughing at this.
"Wif" is actually Old English for wife, woman, and weaver. So...yes. Yes she is.
Sharyn, you're the queen of song parodies for Cake Wrecks. And that was a killer, Queen!
I am certain you can finish this song and festoon it with wrecks. Well done!
One of my FAVORITE songs, EVER!!! (And Mike's "killer Queen" will be in my head for hours! AHhhh!!)
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I actually attended a wedding yesterday. I suppose that makes this post a bad omen for those newlyweds.
But I don't honestly care; I only went because my mom didn't want to go alone and I have no investment in whether or not the marriage succeeds.
Just too too good! !!! The commentary..not the cakes!
Eww a toenail? I would not want to play guess which person got the piece with that in it... ewww lol.
White roses airbrushed brown ? Such a good idea and totally not evoking of... dirty toilet paper... yuc...