Just In Time For Mother's Day: Ten Uterus Cakes

This Mother's Day, why not surprise mom with something REALLY surprising?

"It's supposed to be a uterus.

"SURPRISE!!"

Yep, what could thrill Momther more than an edible version of the thing you broke on your way out? (Er...sorry again about that, Mom.) And since uteri come in so many flavors (ew), here are nine more "inspirational" uterus cakes to really get those creative juices flowing. (Ewwwwsorry.)

Evil jester laughs at your feeble attempts to serve ice cream:

See it? SEE IT??

Hunchbacked Basketball Player Can Dribble No Longer:

Aw. Playa' got served.

Bullwinkle? Is that you?

Ok, while I agree with Bonnie Burton that everything really is better with googly eyes, I still have to draw the line at making letters out of staples. Yowch.

"But, Oh-Cakey-Goddess-of-Most-High-Snark-and-Random-Sprinkles" you're saying, because you're finally using my proper title, "What I REALLY want to see is a tiny cake crawfish inside a cake uterus!"

Well, ok, but only because you asked politely.

What's that? You want two slices? Yeesh. You're so shellfish.

Hey, remember that time when Dobby from Harry Potter tried to stifle a really, really big sneeze?

"Accio CHOOIEE!!"

(I know; that was a real "light bulb moment" for me, too.)

Gosh, all this pink is getting kind of monotonous, don't you think?

Here, this should help:

And that's how everyone learned that Jeannie was actually born a Smurf.

And now, a little "poetry:"

Q: "Why did the lady blush during her sonogram?"

A: "Because she saw a fallopian!"

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Ahem.

Some people give their uterus a cute little pet name:

(I'm seeing a cross between a Snork and a Fraggle. Please tell me I'm not the only one.)

Lola? Aw, that's sweet.

I bet Crampy McClots-a-Lot could kick Lola's butt.

And finally, the balloon-animal uterus you never knew you needed:

You know, I never thought I'd like a uterus cake, but I've really taken a shine to this one.

Thanks to Laura A., Anony M., Erica O., Tanya S., Isabella, Dawn M., Sarah M., Nicki R., Sarah U., & Shelley T. for all the pro-creations.

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Comments

[Tom]

OH, so THAT’S how it works!

[SusanD]

I thought that embiggening #5 would help me understand it, or at least read the labels, but...nope.

#3 looks like a sad ghost to me...

[mindy1]

A few weeks ago for medical laboratory week, one of my co-workers made a uterus cake and put a little plastic baby in it. XD it won first prize in the baking contest. XD

[Sam]

I can't fathom it! My mother of pearl lent me some calms just for the halibut of it.

[Classic Steve]

Offhand, I don't get the "fallopian" pun.

[Lynne]

That shiny uterus cake is creepy. shudder.

[MM]

All I can think is “why “ That’s not something that belongs on a cake.

[Karen in Michigan]

Darn! I didn't get a cake for MY hysterectomy.

[Borg]

At least four of those are hysterectomy cakes, right? I'm not just misinterpreting the gibberings of the wreckerators?

[MPB]

I swear I thought that last one was a lobster for a minute....

[LilysMama]

Looks like a few of these are related to hysterectomies? I guess there really *is* a cake for every occasion. I especially like the anatomically labeled one with the ?tiny lobster?? Inside. That last one though, reminds me too much of inflammation and hemorrhage, yikes!

[Terry]

Does Jeannie's cake have an icing IUD?

[Lisa]

Does the blue one have an IUD? And if so... why??

[M]

What is that birthday one supposed to be? I'm so confused!

[Taylor]

Ohmigawd...Lola looks like an axolotl 😂

[Sue W]

Someone pass me the eye bleach, please.

[Seattled2]

Oh my lord. SMH

[BKeith]

I think the blue one has a steering wheel.

[Kathy]

Is that last one made partly out of red kielbasa?? That is disturbing...

[Jessica]

Is...that a GALAXY inside #1? I know having a baby makes things...erm, roomier, but a GALAXY? REALLY?

[Christopher]

Here's Dr. Karl!

@Classic Steve: fallopian ≈ fellow peeing. It's hilarious because it's so banal.

[Christopher]

@Taylor: !

[Leina]

I can't pass the eye bleach, I'm already using it.

[Nick Meta]

The "Bon Voyage Lola" cake reminds me of the Kool-aid man.
OHH YEEAAHH!

[Kai Lowell]

Oh dear me. I just laughed so loudly and so long that I scared my cats.

That last one really puts a nice twist on things.

[Martha]

ClassicSteve, it's all in the pronunciation - the lady blushed because she saw a fallo (fellow) pian (peeing), ba-dum-ttssss

[Yet another Jen]

Uh...I think I'll just stick with the cookie tray, thanks.

Agreed that Smurfette uses an IUD and the last one looks like a lobster.

The "Ode to the Uterus" one, those are the prettiest fallopian tubes I've ever seen...and a sentence I never thought I'd write.

[cynthia potts]

pass me the melon baller i tire if my vision

[Kathyglo]

These are all gross!!

[Nerfbomb]

*ahem* "And now, here's something we hope you'll really like!"

[ArleneMarie]

Are these cakes for hysterectomies? Yikes I had no clue there were cakes for that.. and I think I was better off not knowing lol.

[BeanieMommie]

@ClassicSteve. I think the pun is "she saw a fellow peein'". My best guess, anyway.

[Cali Kath]

Whenever I see uterus cakes here on CW, I'm reminded of this scene from "The Wonder Years": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7YJ14P8udw

(@MPB - I thought the last one looked like a lobster, too!)

[Addie]

I didn't get a cake for my hysterectomy and based on this assortment, I'M SO GLAD!!!

[Julie G]

That is neither a Fraggle, or a Snork. That's the Koolade Man! And I may never drink Koolade again.

[Ann M]

The Lola cake reminds me of the cartoon drawings on the box of Sea Monkeys.

[Witty Fool]

Could it be Dobby
Sneezing, or earrings on a
Flux Capacitor?
apologies to Haiku Joy