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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Jul032015

Friday Favs: 7/3/15

Some of my favorite submissions this week:

 

Wrecky minion Catie paid her bakery $150 to make a Death Star cake something like this:

(Anyone else have a baaaad feeling about this?)

 

Here's what she got:

THAT'S NO DEATH STAR.

I especially like the paper cut-outs of light sabers. o.0

 

Over in Things That Actually Exist, here's the "One Direction Chart Topping Cupcake Kit:"

They had to make the frosting chocolate, didn't they.

 

Now, granted, those weren't made by a professional baker. As we all know, a professional would make that kit look truly... er...

Never mind.

(WHY IS IT SO GREEN?! *hurk*)

 

According to the bakery where Stacie bought it, this is a dolphin:

A DOLPHIN.

 

Really.

 

And finally, yes, I'm sure it's intentional, and it's probably not even new, but it made me laugh, and it's Friday, so HERE:

 

Thanks to Catie, Matthew C., Anne, Stacie S., & Sandra O. for inspiring everyone's next office birthday cake.

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Thursday
Jul022015

This, Not That

Attention, bakers!

Just so you all know:

We want this:

(By Outta the Oven)

 

Not that:

 

This:

(By Brenda's Cakes)

 

Not that:

 

This:

(By Magical Cakes)

 

Not that:

 

This:

(By McGreevy Cakes)

 

SO NOT THAT:

 

And this:

(By Siberina)

 

Not... BWAHAHAHAAA!

[wiping eyes] Hoo WHEE!

Yeah. Not that.

 

Thanks to Christina, Dana S., Kris M., Rayea, & Christal W. for being all that. (Eh? EH??)

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