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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Feb232018

There, I Fixed It

"Aw, rats. I forgot to capitalize the H on this birthday cake."

"Hm."

[scrapescrapescrape]

"There! Perfect."

 

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"Madison did such a great job, earning her brown belt in Karate! Oh, but wait...she's a GIRL, isn't she? Oops. Huh. This graphic has two boys on it."

"Well, no problem. I've got it covered."

"Yep, that was a hairy problem, but I sure got it covered. Heh. Aheh."

 

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Wrong name? Nooo problem.

[whispering] No one will EVER know.

 

Nelia, Elizabeth F., & Rachael, good job thanks!

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Thursday
Feb222018

Ya Think?

One faces many questions in today's bakeries. But one in particular most of all:

"What's this?"

 

"They're puppy dogs, of course!"

 

"Someone order a Star Trek cake?"

 

"That? That's a cheerleader, hon. See the pom-poms?"

 

"Baby."

 

And last, but never least:

"Believe it or not, it's supposed to be bacon."

Yep. Our thoughts exactly.

 

Thanks to Kelsey D., Claudia S., Katusha, Melanie H., & Kelley J. for bringing home the... well, that.

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