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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (688)

Thursday
Feb212019

What Did You Do, Ray?!

Did you see they're making a new Ghostbusters movie??

No no, ANOTHER new one.

So I think I speak for all of us when I say...

...this is why you don't abbreviate "who are."

 

I do have a few questions, though. Hang on. ::shuffling notes::

Ahem.

Question 1:

Where do these stairs go?

You're right. No... human being... would stacks cakes like this.

 

Question 2:

Who does your taxes?

I hear this guy has great rates.

 

Question 3:

Are you habitually using drugs, stimulants, alcohol?

o.0

I'd call that a big "yes."

 

And lastly...

OK, who brought the dog?

He keeps staring at me with the bug eyes.

 

Thanks to D'anita H., Amy C., Robyn G., & Andrea N. for being my cats and dogs, living together, MASS HYSTERIA. And also for tolerating my ridiculously obscure Ghostbusters jokes. If you're getting all these, please be my friend.

(Andrea, sorry about the "bug eyes," thing. I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE.)

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Friday
Feb152019

Three Squelches To A Change Of Undies

I've had some time to think about it, guys, and I've finally decided:

I'm really NOT ready for some football, thanks.

 

I'll also pass on these:

Something something TOOT SWEET. Haha!

(Let's see, so that's 4 fartlets to a toot, two toots to a squelch, and three squelches to a change of undies, am I right?)

 

One of the best patch jobs I've seen in ages:

LIKE A NINJA. 

 

Ah, look! The Great Poo-Nugget Migration!

Really moving, isn't it?

 

We've had a bunch of late Valentine cakes come in, and I have to say, you wreckerators had a red-letter year! In fact, you could say...

Torn between disappointment and relief there's no nekkid Miley on there.

 

Man, it just never gets old.

 

"Drat, there's only room for one more letter, and I need to spell "YOU!"

[head tilt]
[Jeopardy theme playing]

"Guess I'll go with the Y, then."

 

Thanks to Angie T., Mindy M., Lisa R., Martina T., Rebecca C., Esmeralda O., & Stacey for making my week.

Note from john (the hubby of Jen): Commenter Mike says of cake #1: "Tom Brady was here!"

O.O

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm a Pats fan but that was brilliant. Bravo, Mike!

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