Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day!
And hey, you don't have to be a pirate in order to sound like one!
So here are a few handy phrases to help you fake it today:
- "You want to watch Game of Thrones? Because I have, like, ALL the episodes."
- "With this new Google Fiber, my download speeds are pushing 1.21 giga watts!"
- "Hey baby, you wanna engage in some peer-to-peer file sharing?"
BONUS FOLLOW UP: "It's not just a BitTorrent, girl, it's a BIG Torrent. Yeeeah."
- "Oh, you still pay for cable shows? That is adorable."
- "It's not stealing if you share!"
- "What?! DMCA takedown?"
- "Um, hello there, officer. Can we... help you?"
Thanks to Michelle D., Ginny V., Suzanne S., Anony M., Patti, Veda, & Roscoe for being such good mates today.