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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (688)

Tuesday
Jan222019

Hey Look! A Penguin!

My friends, it's 3:17 AM.

DO YOU KNOW THIS IS A PENGUIN?

Well it is.

And now you are AWARE.

 

Sunday was Penguin Awareness Day, so here are a few more facts you should know:

FACT: Penguins have hinged necks, and can swivel their chins up 160 degrees.

Or maybe this one was hit by a truck.

Either way, best not to step over it while wearing a skirt.

 

FACT: Penguins are part ninja. One could be sneaking up behind you at this very moment, and you would never know.

A dark aura of foreboding washed over Rudolph... along with the faint scent of kippers.

 

FACT: Penguins have an affinity for lifting classic cars with their beaks.
It really impresses the hot chicks.

"Vroom vroom, mutha*&!@r!"

 

FACT: Penguins don't die.
Well, ok, they DO die, but then they turn into ghost penguins, which are, like, WAY cooler.

FACT: That "cooler" line was totally intentional.

 

FACT: Penguins can actually melt in water tainted with 2000 Flushes.

So no splashing.

 

Thanks to Traci G., Stefanya M., Michele K., Ginie, Chardy C., & Gene H. for nuthin' but the facts, man.

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Wednesday
Jan162019

10 MORE Reasons Why

Today is a special day, minions.

A day... TO BUY CAKE.

 

Because they didn't have the OTHER cake:

 

Because all the turkey cakes are sold out:

 

Because it's gonna be a loooong tractor ride:

 

Because you've put off this party long enough:

 

Because they can't call it passive aggressive if it's literally written in sugar:

 

Because the team needs a refresher:

 

Because you DO got milk:

 

Because you're not sorry:

 

But the real reason you should buy cake today?

Because it's wrong to buy people.

And also yours might end up on Cake Wrecks. :D

 

Thanks to Cara G., Christina S., Kyle I., Becky B., Krystle M., Diana C., Whitney R., Jill V., MJ, & Heather F. for helping us rationalize any purchase today. You're the real MVPs!

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