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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (586)

Friday
Oct272017

Hallow-Sream

'Twas the week before Halloween
And all through the bakery
'Twere this stuff:

 

And this stuff:

 

And all kinds of fakery:

("Happy CHALLAH-ween! Haha! See what I did there? Eh? EH??"

"Stop talking.")

 

The sperm ghosts were piped onto basketballs with care:

 

But we're pretty sure this one was done on a dare:

 

Shoplifting ghosts
make a run for the door

 

While Frank with two man buns
croaks, "NEVERMORE"

 

Doll hair mixed with icing
does the work of the devil

 

While amoeba ghosts haunt
on a molecular level:

(Q: Why are amoebas bad at running prisons?
A: Because they only have one cell!)

 

Candy corns "ARRRR"

 

And bowling balls fly

Don't like these wrecks?

 

Then here:

DIY!

 

Hats off to Patty A., Emily C., Anony M., Marianne F., Chris B., Rebekah W., Katrina V., Kimberly W., Amy T., Katie R., & Andrea O. for the excellent wreckporting.

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Tuesday
Oct242017

Step One: Cut A Hole In The Pumpkin

I can't think of a more Wrecktastic harbinger of Halloween happiness than this guy:

Yep, Mr. Bonehead here suuure is happy. How happy, you ask? Happy enough to say, "Look, ma! No hands!"

 

Dorei, just tell the kids it's a levitation trick. Which really startles the pumpkin.

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