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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (534)

Friday
Dec232016

Kringle Fails

♫ Dashing people's hopes ♪

That their cakes will be OK

 

Is that yellow snow??

Kids have cried all day!

 

♫ What's this blobby thing?

Making eyebrows rise

 

So many ways to wreckorate!

Did Rudolph kill tonight?

 

Krissssssssss....

♪ Kringle fails

 

Kringle fails

Santa's not OK

 

Better run, this isn't right

It's a one-course wrecky tray!

 

OH!

♪ Kringle fails

 

♪ Kringle fails

 

Rudolf says, "NO WAY"

♫ Oh what fun it is to chide

 

Especially to-daaaay!

Merry Chirtmas, everybody!

 

Thanks to Annette V., Renee R., Jennifer C., Brooke I., Christie C., Kelly C., Sulenna, Cherise W., Lauren A., & Danielle R. for the holiday jeer. Stay sane out there, e'erbody!

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Wednesday
Dec212016

Christmas Blues

I have a problem around this time of year. It's kind of embarrassing, but I'm hoping I'm not the only one. 

It goes like this:

I'll be out shopping somewhere with John, when suddenly:

I'll hear it.

And I'll think, "No, it can't be. They wouldn't play THAT song. Not here! It must be some other song."

Then a few more seconds will go by, and I'll realize:

It IS that song.

They're playing Christmas Shoes.

 

 

So I tell myself I'll just ignore it. I talk to John a little louder. I try humming It's A Small World. But it's no use:

 

I start listening, in spite of myself.

 

And ninety seconds later:

[sobbing] "Buy him the shoes! BUY THE LITTLE BOY THE SHOES FOR HIS DYING MOTHER! AaahhhaaaaHAAA!!"

 

 And my mascara's running everywhere...

 

And the cashier is like:

 

And all the other customers are like:

 

And I turn to John for support, but he's crying, too, so we're BOTH like:

 

And THAT is why I'm never going back to that Honey Baked Ham outlet.

 

Thanks to Hannah F., Kimberly S., Linda M., Anony M., Rachel S.,  Marissa C.,  Jodee R., Kizzie F., & David G. who might claim they don't cry at Christmas Shoes, but if so they're filthy, filthy liars.

And just in case you've never had the pleasure, here it is. BUT DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

 

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