Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why

Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions?

All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those springy pastel colors everywhere! Ah!

It's just so beautiful.

And... possibly deceased.

Well, at least Easter eggs are a no-brainer.

::siiiiigh:::

Real Talk: I thought this technicolor bunny cake was kinda fun:

Then Lorie told me it's supposed to be a mermaid tail.

::double take::

::head tilt::

::squinty squint::

Yep, still not seeing it. But I AM in the mood to listen to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat right now. "Bring ME my colored bun! My amazing colored BUN!"

They're singing along on the inside, honest.

For the longest time I couldn't figure out who this cake reminded me of:

Then with Star Wars Celebration last weekend, I finally remembered!

You:

"WHY, JEN, WHY."

Me:

"Mayhap I've said too much."

And finally, a little Easter ditty, to the tune of Silver Bells:

Saggy boooooobs
Saggy boobs!
It's Easter time In the bakery

Ring a ling
Headless screams!
Soon we will see
Nipple playyyyy

Thanks and deepest apologies to Christy F., Jessica G., Lorie B., Lauren L., Chad E., Carolyn S., Laura B., & Jaime J. for helping me get that off my chest.

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"PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!"

"Iiiittty bitty living space."

Ever wonder why cake decorators use so much plastic flotsam?

WONDER NO MORE.

Still, where there's a will to wreck, there is a way:

Bravo, wreckerators. BRAVO.

Because when I think of the resurrection of Jesus, I think of splattery tie-dye:

And carrots on a cross.

(I looked it up: carrots are NOT cruciferous vegetables. Dang it.)

Easter egg or old pepperoni?

Either way, WOW AM I IN THE EASTER SPIRIT.

Q: So how hard IS it to make an egg-shaped cake?

A: Oh, about that hard.

"Quick! To the Dimensionally Inaccurate Carrot Car, Bun-Man!"

"I'll be right behind you in the Electro Egg!!"

*zodzodzod*

"It's pronounced 'Buh-THEAD.'"

"And that's MISTER Butthead to you."

Confession: I actually love these and want a dozen of my very own:

Mostly because they remind me of this:

Thanks to Holly A., Kathy B., Nicole S., Jennie, Leslie G., Molly, Stacey K., Wesley T., Dimitra S., & Jenna M. for the excuse to post that clip. (The crocodile kills me. The wiggly feet! Ah!)

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