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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (42)

Tuesday
Oct022018

ABBA-Tastic

"Introducing our new 'Take a Chance' Cake Reclamation Program!"

("Cue music!")

 

If they change their MINDS!

Pipe on thick white lines.

 

Wait, that's not 3?

Cross it out! Who'll see?

 

Don't want your mistakes to show?

Slap some frosting down!

 

Go on fix it, THEY won't know!

Everyone likes brown!

 

If you're all a-LONE!
'cause the bak'ry staff has gone.
Get a piping plea?

Try a black Sharpie!

 

Wanna do your VERY best?
Scrape it off, bye-bye!

Transform that MINNIE mess!
Now it's a bow tie.

 

Take a chance, you'll see...

(That's all I ask of you... Buddy?)

 

All this cake ain't free!

[music screeches to a halt]

 

Er, that'll be $37.50, please.

 

Thanks to Christina B., Limmuel B., Katie T., Stephanie P., Chay H., Kristin A., Kris, & Wendy B for the Money Money Money.

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Thursday
Aug302018

FOR A MAN

LET'S
GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS

To decorate...

...the buns.

 

::chorus::
♫ FOR A MAN!♩

We must be literal-minded bakers!

 

♫ YES WE CAN ♩

With all the wit of a drunk baboon!

 

♫ WHO IS NAN♩

I'm pretty sure one of these is right!

 

Sorry for this

...but we're all on break

 

♫ 'Til noooooon!

 

Thanks to Nicole, Junior C., Suresh D., Kathy A., & Scott W. for the dishonor on our cakes... and the ear worm.

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