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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Song (51)

Wednesday
May222019

Bohemian Wrecksody

Is she a real wife,

...without the letter E?

 

Post-marital strife?

Buy a cake from the bakery!

 

Open your eyes,

 

Watch the monster cry,

"Cookieeee!"

 

He's just an old man!

He needs baked sympathy.

 

Because he's easy come,

 

Easy go,

 

Little high,

 

Little low!

 

Any kind of cake goes, as long as the batter's...

...nail-free!

Na-il freeeeee.

 

Thanks to Kari Jo M., Kyla W., Jennifer L., Beth H., Randi H., Stacie B., Amanda H., Andrew H., Bronwyn G., & Sarah M. for helping me be a little mercurial. (See what I did there?)

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Wednesday
May012019

Jen Finally Lets It Go

The sw*n glows "white" on the cakes here tonight


 

Not a footprint
to be seen.

 

A kingdom of wreck-er-ation
and it looks like I'm the "Qeen."

 

Conceal that meal

Don't let it show!

Whoops, now they knoooow...

 

LET IT

 

LET IT

Can't hold it in anymore!

 

LET IT

 

LET IT

Back away and SLAM the door!

*I*
*DON'T*
*CARE*

What they're GOING to say! 

 

Let the cakes wreck OOOOOONNNNNN!!

The wrecks never bothered me anyway.

 

Thanks to Sarah D., Lena C., Cori M., Mai Z., Jill D., Larissa S., Rachel M., Matt G., Sue S. & Miranda B. for the sweet release.

 

And now, your moment of Jen:

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