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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Just Funny (651)

Tuesday
Aug282018

Next Time Keep Your Shirt On, Dad

John and I are driving up to Atlanta for Dragon Con tomorrow, which means A) CAR SNACKS and B) this is an excellent time to post the best/worst geek wreck I've seen in ages.

AGES, I say.

Let me take you back to the most iconic scene in all of Star Wars, peeps and geeks. Our hero, wounded but defiant, looks up in disbelief as the dark figure above him utters the words that would change his life and a franchise... forever.

 

Ummmm....

 

Oh hey, you're totally right! Thanks for giving us a hand there, Luke.

 

Hey Beth D., I've got a riddle for you:

Why is Kylo Ren so bad at dating?

'Cause he's always Ben Solo.

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Thursday
Aug232018

The Top 12 Cakes To Bring To Your Family Reunion

The Top 12 Cakes to Bring To Your Family Reunion:

(Assuming your family has an excellent sense of humor.)

(Or you just don't like them.)

With this many grammar errors, you can always blame it on your younger cousins.

 

Make sure you insist everyone sing to him, too.

 

Works best if your last name is Trumpet. Or if you have a bunch of sentient squabbling horns around.

(No, I don't know the back story. Feel free to imagine your own.)

 

And this one works best if you there are either a bunch of teenage girls in your family, or none at all.

 

Just like there's no place like the back seat for carrying home an ROUS and a giant ... log?

("Anybody want a peanut?")

I *think* this was supposed to say "Lordy Lordy, look who's forty." I like the vaguely ominous portent-of-death vibe, though. And, hey, conversation starter!


Because a little honesty can go a long way... towards getting everyone to leave early so you can go back to playing LEGO: Harry Potter.

 

Mom always said to be positive. Or possibly "possitive."

 

Serve with copious amounts of alcohol. Then:

... set this one out while no one's looking, sit back, and watch the accusations fly.

 

This is another one I don't have a back story on, but I like to imagine it was ordered by that Debbie Downer relative who's always going on about "kids these days" and how "we'll all belong to China in a few more years - just you watch."

Also, yes, that relative might be me. WHAT.

 

And finally:

SO CLOSE to "family ruin," and yet ... so far. Drat. 

WAY TO GET MY HOPES UP, BAKERS.

 

Hey Shelly G., Krissy M., Amy S., Lisa C., Judi D., Laura B., Lisa V., Nicole S., Susan S., MJ, Vanessa S., & Laura S., I think I speak for us all when I say, "what's that supposed to mean??"

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