Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat

Today's episode of "Things I See In My Backyard That I'd Never Want To Eat" was written on location here in Swampsville, Florida. (Aka Orlando.)

Nope.

Noooooope.

Because if you can't polish it...

...slap some wings on it?

Still nope, by the way.

And finally:

Thanks to Igor V., Elizabeth C., Nathan D., & Anony M., who informs me she's got dibs on the tail.

[Hurk.]

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Hush... Or Else

[whisper-singing]

Hush, little baby, don't boo-hoo
Mom's gonna buy you Winnie-the-Pooh

And if that Pooh bear just won't hug
Mama's gonna get you a smiley bug

If that bug should start to bite
Then Sully here will make it right:

But if that monster still won't do

Then oh no! Here comes Mickey the carnivorous sociopath again!

The End.

Today's post has been brought to you by the delightful bedtime storybook, Go the F**k to Sleep.
(Ok, not really, but it seemed appropriate.)

Thanks to Ashleigh S., Erika, Rebecca E., & Medusa for making sure the yolk's on Mickey. (Because I think those are eggs. Maybe. With... chocolate. I'm scared.)

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