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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Friday
Sep072018

Eat Your Heart Out, Shakespeare

[walking into spotlight]

[striking dramatic pose]

 

Poo bee...

... or NOT poo bee?

That is the question.


[raising fist to the heavens]


Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer 

the slings and arrows of outrageous fortunes,


Or to take arms against a sea of tribbles!

["Meep?"]


and by opposing...

END THEM.

["MEEP!"]

 

[raising both arms and bellowing]


Tie dye!!


To seep no more!

And by a sheep,

today we end the heartache

and the thousand natural shocks...


... is that a hair?! EW!

[Ahem.]

'Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.


Tie dye, to seep, perchance on buttercream!


Aye,


There's the flub.


Blow, winds, and crack your heartfelt thanks to Jennifer T., Janet, Carol F., Lilly P., Amanda M., Alli S., Christy L., Sarah F., Sarah Jane, Brittany B., Paige H., and Karyn T, our Shakespearean pros.

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PS: Been a while since English Lit 101? Then here, let me google that for you:

"To be, or not to be, that is the question:

Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer

The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune,

Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,

And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep

No more; and by a sleep, to say we end

The Heart-ache, and the thousand Natural shocks

That Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation

Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,

To sleep, perchance to Dream; Aye, there's the rub."

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Friday
Jul272018

The Leash Is Just For Show; It's Very Well Trained

It's "Take Your Houseplant For A Walk" day, in case you were wondering what I'm doing with this ficus.

::uncomfortable silence::

Soooo... I notice you don't have a plant with you.

::more silence::

That's alright, just head to your local bakery!

See, I'm sure this one needs to get out.

 

And this one could definitely use some fresh air.

 

Here Ron is attempting to shoo a cake plant outside:

Silly Ron. You have to WALK your flower cake.

 

Just look how sad this one is, waiting for someone to play catch with it:

Hey Ron, GO LONG.

 

Besides, think of all the social benefits of walking your plant cakes. The friends they'll make!

 

The mental health professionals you'll meet!

"What can I say? I'm a big cake fan. Bahahaha!"

"....ok Sheila but explain the leash."

So get on out there, minions, and walk a plant. Or a cake of a plant. We won't judge. Me and the ficus, we're pretty open-minded.

 

Thanks to Jamie D., Carri M., Ron B., Crystal B., Sara P., & Megan C. for being out standing their fields.

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