Friday
Dec062013
Do You Copy?
December 6, 2013 When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:
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... and get a Goofy wreck:
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Ouch.
We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:
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... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?
This baker, that's who:
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SLAM DUNK.
Not the cake we deserve:
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... but the cake we need:
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Yep.
I needed that.
And now, your moment of Jen:
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Whoever writes the best caption in the comments wins a signed copy of Cake Wrecks
Annnnd... GO.
Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.
Reader Comments (260)
Can't wait to read all the comments!
Turdo
Tur-blow out
Turbo caption: It's a sad day in geriatric racing when you blow out your depends at the end of the road.
PFTTTTT! Much better!
"I'm sorry, Dreamworks! I tried to do as well as Cars! I tried!!!
Okay, so the Planet of the Apes one (4th one down)? Not all that bad...unless you insist on saying that it's not *supposed* to be a Planet of the Apes cake. Same goes for little "Turbo"~I mean, whadda ya WANT for nine bucks? Edible AND "pretty"? Picky,picky,picky.... =^-.-^=
And all of a sudden, Turbo realized that going fast made him nauseous.
A little too much pre-race celebration caused a nun intended, and very embarrassing, "back fire".
Or....
"I thought those crackers were salt free," said the snail whose name no one knows, from the movie no one watched, as he slowly died in a foamy mess.
That turbo cake is all gassed out!
Turbo was a little grossed out by his tur-blow.
Turbo's cousin ET ate too many blue Reese's Pieces.
"What do you mean there's no such thing as blue Reese's Pieces?"
EscarNO!
"The real ending of the Turbo franchise came just moments after the end of filming, when tragedy struck the title star at the end of the road. Charges will be pending on the hit-and-run driver when they are apprehended." From the final film review...
He's gone into Plaid!!
I got nothin'.
Except a bad joke. I have a bad joke:
Whats the difference between a cake wreckerator and a snail? One is slimy and leaves a mess everywhere, and the other is a snail.
I know it's the wrong franchise, but: "gotta go fast!" fits oddly well...
Turbo-lax, speedy relief for when your blue poo just won't come through!
Aw, don't you see that the little Turbo is just very, very tired? The other cake is when he is at last alone and can feel free to be sad, tired, crying... You can see there are no other persons on the cake, unlike on the picture where he has to keep smiling in front of cheerers.
Hey! Look at that S-car-blow!
Wow. I don't think that escargot is going anywhere!
As turbo started to disintegrate into slime, he read the ingredient label on the bottle of gatorade someone had so generously provided... "Help me" he slurred as he melted, "I've been salted.... "
The love child of E.T. and a Magic 8 ball suddenly realizes that his nickname wasn't fitting. It was probably because he was born as a 5 ball.
@Sharyn: Where's the music? Y'all expect us to look at this stomach-twisting gag-a-thon with no SCORE?!?
=^0.o^=
"Can't...Escape...Stuck in blue bubblegum..."
Turbo's often forgotten brother Slug-o
My get up and go....died
Yep, NAILED IT!
Wow, look at that S-car-go......and I do mean "go".
(S)NAILED IT.
(Apropos to the basketball one, looks like they ran out of green, and that's no Joke(r).)
On the news tonight, there has been a rear end collision involving a local racing snail and a smurf. Emergency crews are on the scene determining the best way of extraction.
The Horrors of Methamphetamine
"You're Turbonated!"
Yikes, look at that "S" car go!
Little Turbo's running out of steam!
"He started out strong but by his second lap he was looking a little deflated, Bob"
Feeling turd-otaly SLUGGISH today....
"He started out strong but by his second lap he was looking a little deflated, Bob"
Did someone salt the snail's cookie? He looks like he's melting...
Death Valley Race: 1, Snail: 0
EscarNO
Perhaps the baker should have slowed down to a snail's pace and taken the time for a closer look at the picture before turbo-charging his way to a high speed wreck.
"Ah, don't be sad Turbo! Just keep your poop in a group and all will be fine! I will be glad to get the duct tape and fix you RIGHT UP! 'Cause you know, tuct tape fixes everything..."
hahahah its like the poopy scene from bridesmaids. hahahahah
Gee, All of a sudden I'm feeling really sluggish!
Determination turned to consternation as little Turbo realized he had come to the end of the road.
The proctologist left his exam glove in poor Turbo's "tail pipe"... No, wait, I think the proctologist is IN poor Turbo's tailpipe and is trying to get out. Somebody help here!
It was while rounding the last curve that Turbo realized his pre-race airbrushed-buttercream carb-loading had probably not been the best idea.
KW
After deploying his turbo-boost of poo power, the little snail suddenly realized that he was out of road, on a cookie, and was destined to do a swan dive of death onto the WalMart aisle.
Caution: Extended viewing of cake may cause seizures in certain individuals.
Not for internal consumption.