Friday
Dec062013
Do You Copy?
December 6, 2013 When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:
;)
... and get a Goofy wreck:
;)
Ouch.
We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:
;)
... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?
This baker, that's who:
;)
SLAM DUNK.
Not the cake we deserve:
;)
... but the cake we need:
;)
Yep.
I needed that.
And now, your moment of Jen:
;)
Whoever writes the best caption in the comments wins a signed copy of Cake Wrecks
Annnnd... GO.
Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.
Reader Comments (260)
I know this is benign monarchy and not a democracy, but I'd vote for monchichimommy if I could.
Simple. Elegent. Perfect.
Wreck #2: It's good to see that Sabretooth and Wolverine have reconciled their differences enough to play a brotherly game of pick-up one-on-one.
Caption: "Turdblow: This snail will never be the same".
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go Riiiiiight Noooowwww.
@SueBee -- yup, that is one bad joke there lady. Thanks for sharing!
@Fluffy Cow -- that actually IS from a really bad joke. Well done!
I can't possibly top anything that has already been submitted. Just lurking and giggling today.
Turbo's Race of Shame
"Hold on, I have a little present to give you...!" *Turbo concentrates and bites his shell in effort.* *Suddenly, he poops out a blue three-fingered fist giving you the middle finger.* "And that's how much I care that I'm a snail. Now let me race!"
When snails play in traffic (•_•) ( •_•)>⌐□-□ (⌐□_□) it's the end of the road.
It was the end of the road for Turbo. He was all pooped out.
Forever alone. Snailed it.
...and he suddenly realized that the bump at the end of the road had been the Wish Care Bear; now poor Turbo could only cry salty tears that gradually caused his face to melt.
Can't think of a caption any better than this actual Gizmodo article:
These Colorful Floor Tiles Were Made From Snail Poop
http://gizmodo.com/these-colorful-floor-tiles-were-made-from-snail-poop-1472727146
Caption: Suddenly, Turbo was overcome with a sense of relief, followed immediately by a deep sense of regret...this would be the most embarrassing victory lap in history.
In the baker's defense, that "5" is perfection.
Snailed it!
ELLIOT: Why? Why, E.T?? Why did you need to go to the racetrack today??
ET: Tur...bo...
ELLIOT: Stupid, blind drivers! *weeps*
That's Turbo's grandfather--Deadbo.
Snailnado! An "unnatural disaster" creature feature.
Roadkill
Here's one that only makes sense if you've actually seen the movie:
"Whoa! That snail is bad!"
It was just then that Turbo realized his new diet had some "side effects."
Go for...meh, nevermind.
I can't tell if Turbo is roadkill or high. D;
1) Speed doesn't protect against 3,000lbs of force.
2) That's the last time Turbo buys a discounted joint.
Forgot to attach my email. D; Not that I'll win, but still.
Winter Weather Advisory: Treacherous driving conditions may develop... Please be aware that salted roads may lead to unsafe conditions.
Turbo suddenly regretted drinking the Ty-D-Bol before the race...
Due to increases in gas pricies, turbo only filled his tank half way, forgetting the danger of such foolish thinking
When you order a cool "Turbo" cake: and you get a blown-out "Turdo" cake :-\
Snailed it.
Turbo finally passed on Lap #2.
Is it salt or beer that will kill a snail?
He looks like he's crying because he actually watched the movie.
Is it salt or beer that will kill a snail?
What the snail?
Snail Fail!
ET wondered what horrible thing he had done in a past life that had doomed him to be reincarnated as a racing snail.
Well that baker has really come out of their shell!
Slow and steady may win the race, but it also give the steamroller a chance to get into position.
Even for a snail sponsored by a taco truck, Turbo's "blue flame" was impressively large.
TURBLOWN - a story about a smail and his digestive adventures
And now we know where baby smurfs come from.
Caption: "After being run over by all the other faster cars, Turbo poked up his head, looked around and said, 'I've been slimed.' "
Also, please tell me that the wreckerator did NOT use Oreos for the circles on the first wreck. Please. . . . .
"Turbo tried to continue racing in his later years, but eventually was forced out after his 'backfires' became literally toxic, both to himself and other racers. This photo was taken shortly after his final race."
Turbo channeling a certain raibbit:
'I'm late, I'm late for a very important date
No time to say "Hello", "Goodbye"
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late, I'm late.'
Apparently, the snail went so fast he screwed up the space/time continuum!
When you gotta go, you gotta EscarGO.
Umm.. I got nothin'. In other news, my birthday cake at work today wasn't a wreck!
Racing fans were slightly aghast when the replay showed Turbo flashed more than just a finger at his co-racers as he inched by. ( am i really the only one seeing this?)
Snailed it.
By the end of the race, Turbo was gassed.
I think that snail just blue itself.