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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (260)

Tuesday
Nov182014

Obama's New Groove

One of Mike B.'s friends ordered an Obama cake for another, more politically-inclined friend. You know, something like this:

But apparently the baker didn't hear him right over the phone, because instead...

they got this:

Yes, a llama. I swear I'm not making this up.

According to Mike, once she discovered the mistake the baker offered to replace the cake for free, but the guys wouldn't let her. Because, c'mon, that is one awesome llama.

 

Hey Mike B, squeakity squeakers squeak squeak 'um.

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Wednesday
Nov122014

Hey, Mickey, You're So UGLY

Happy Fancy Rat and Mouse Day from the fanciest rat mouse of them all, Mickey Mouse!

Um...

Let's try that again.

 

Mickey Mouse, everybody!!

o.0

 

Mickey Mouse!

[furious muffled whispering]
[loud clatter]
[cat yowl]

Ahem.

 

Mickey... Mouse?

Oh, boy.

 

[head in hands]

Mickey.
[whimper]
Mouse.

Close enough.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Tiffany, Jerremy C., Ayla P., & Christine T. for the M-I-C-K-E-WHY?! (And I just realized that infinity loop is a bow tie. WOW.)

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