Friday
Dec062013
Do You Copy?
December 6, 2013 When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:
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... and get a Goofy wreck:
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Ouch.
We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:
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... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?
This baker, that's who:
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SLAM DUNK.
Not the cake we deserve:
;)
... but the cake we need:
;)
Yep.
I needed that.
And now, your moment of Jen:
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Whoever writes the best caption in the comments wins a signed copy of Cake Wrecks
Annnnd... GO.
Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.
Reader Comments (260)
Turbo observes National Colonoscopy Week.
It's Turbo meets Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas!
The Turbo/Cars crossover event was quickly shelved for unknown reasons.
I hope there is a light frost on race day and they salt the roads...
"K-k-k-kill m-m-mee!" or... Ohdeargawd! Kill it! Kill it with a rock!
...and starring Steve Buscemi as turbo.
SHIFT INTO TURBO!
No, I said "Shift INTO Turbo," not "Shift ONTO Turbo."
Turbo summoned the last of his energy for a final push towards victory.
what...it looks JUST like escargot.
Go home Turbo! You're drunk!
It's Sebastian's flatuent cousin, Turbo! ;^)
Dropping acid before the race may not have been the best idea...
That fateful day, the only fast thing about Turbo was his blue diarrhea.
Turbo's misguided optimism about winning the race came from a faulty understanding of the phrase, "amazing case of the runs".
"That fateful day the Wreckerator realized you don't promise a Turbo cake unless you're willing to get slugged."
This, children, is what happens when you live life hard and fast. Gravity eventually catches up and you become tired and slow. Let this beva lesson to us all.
Es car went....
Why did they turn an angry snail face into a "I just got loaded and shat my pants" look?
Nitro: not even once.
Poor Turbo has let himself go...literally. Steer clear of his exhaust.
Turbo: Faster than a cloud farting snail
"Maybe racing into warp speed was not a great idea" Turbo thought as his creamy exterior melted away
turbo, or not turbo. that, is the question.
Years of steroid use finally started to take their toll.
Back-to-the-furture Turbo : the geriatric version... 20 years later!
(do snails live that long?)
To the tune of Rudolf got run over......turbo got run over by a baker, who had a bit to much coffee Christmas eve. You can say there's no such thing as cake wrecks but as for me and turbo we believe!
Slow-mo
Turb-oh-oh
I was trying to think of something clever, but when I read @Nyperold's entry ((S)nailed it), I figured I would just give up. It just doesn't get any better than that one.
...aaand Turdo leaves his own special skid mark as he crosses the Finish Line!!!
sNailed it!!!!!!!
Looks like Turbo raced his way into a Dali painting. Clas-sy.
It's so cold here, my slime is freezing up!
Note to self - never trust a fart...........
SNAILED IT!
Turbo Pooper or the The Super Blue Turbo Pooper.
Swallow Play Doh! Poo in techni color!
Baker: "Oh, sorry. I thought it said TURD-O."
Racing Escargot Smashed in Tragic Bakery Accident: Horrible blue and purple goop spewing from orifices of mortally wounded mollusk hamper rescue efforts.
Caption Entry: "S'nailed it!" ;-)
TurBOO
Dateline Hollywood...In a stunning move, plans for Turbo 2 were put on hold as it's star was admitted to a local clinic for evaluation after collapsing onset filming the sequel. This reporter, however, has obtained a startling photograph indicating that the actor had completely lost his insides while filming a crucial scene. When asked to comment on the photo, the second unit under-director-who-wished-to-remain-anonymous shrugged and replied. "No guts, No glory."
You know that story of the snail and the bunny ... where the snail loses? Oh, I love that story.
Nitrous oxide: This stuff will really make you go!
Meeting your hero in person never lives up to your expectations. "pull my shell." is not what you want to hear!
Must... finish... pooping... neon... hand...
The lesser known wicked snail of the east "I'm melting, I'm melting."
Even though they copied the movie, they still got it wrong. It should say "Turd Slow."
"They look like big, good, strong hands, don't they? I always thought that's what they were. The little man with his racing snail... actually, I think I might have, well... SQUISHED him. Just a little. I don't think he was supposed to ooze that color. But the Nothing pulled them -- what was left out of them -- right out of my hands.
"They look like big, good, strong hands. Don't they?"
@imspifier, I vote for your caption!!!! It is awesome!!!
(All I can do is be a spectator today...it's been a long, hard week....)