Friday
Dec062013
Do You Copy?
December 6, 2013 When you order a Minnie Mouse cake:
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... and get a Goofy wreck:
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Ouch.
We all know bakers get some strange requests when it comes to cake designs, but c'mon, who here would take this order:
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... and NOT just print it out on edible paper?
This baker, that's who:
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SLAM DUNK.
Not the cake we deserve:
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... but the cake we need:
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Yep.
I needed that.
And now, your moment of Jen:
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Whoever writes the best caption in the comments wins a signed copy of Cake Wrecks
Annnnd... GO.
Thanks to Meagan D., Idia L., Alexis O., & John & Jenni E. for the cakes. No. Really.
Reader Comments (260)
I vote for these as top 3: GeekyHeather, LJP, and Faith H. All great!
(Loud 'thud!") Doh! No go but slow!
And Turbo. This is a movie about a slow snail that turns into a snail that is very fast. The baker here was either working at turbo speed or snail slow I'm not sure which one. The snail's face looks like he is old and annoyed not young and determined.
Turb-oh no.
@Sydney - aww, Rockbiter reference!
What on earth happened to poor Minnie? She must have been crushed by the evil batman cake. I won't even ask what S A is about lol.
Sprfft
Suddenly, Turbo #5 passed Blue #2.
TURBO... constipation.
When your going really fast and you feel little blast diarrhea ( insert fart noises here) diarrhea
Turbo went a little heavy on the Boost. Now he's blown and it's all over...the end of the road...ugh! sloppy slug!
Turbo finally understood why you don't eat off of a taco truck - he had food poisoning and it was not a pretty picture.
Turbo has gone Turbo! (Name that movie! )
too many brussel sprouts make anyone turbo charged!
Turbo's lesser known brother Turdbo was bringing up the rear.
"Whoa! That snail is flat!"
(Just have to say I LOVED that movie, btw!)
There was a young snail called Turbo
Who groaned when he felt something blow
He part turned inside out
Onlookers let out a shout
"Can you swing them to and fro?"
Yay! It is a new day, now! Is the Nearly-Epcot center closed yet? =^e.e^=
Everybody sing! "Turbo got run over by a reindeer..."
Little Debbie was once again disappointed by how little her date resembled his on-line picture.
Who 'a-salted' the poorf snail? He's like the Wizard of Oz witch: "Help me - I'm mmeeelllllltttiiinngg!!"....
Whoops! I believe Turbo just backfired. And that would explain how Turbo wins the race.
Champ? Is my name Champ?
Once there was a little snail
That soared o’er hill and dale
But on a cake
For wrecker’s sake
He met his speed bump fail
His Adrenalode is flipping me the bird....
#rectumdarnnearkilled'em
And that's when Turbo realized that he shouldn't race in the winter after they put down road salt.
Caption: Video Briquendo's "The Little Snail" confirmed for release.
This "snail" went so fast he left the background behind.
Yes, I used quotation marks. I'm evil that way.
"Tired of always being passed over in favor of the more popular "Lightning McQueen," Turbo had come to the end of the road. Would he do it? Would he take the plunge and put an end to his tragic existence here on the bakery shelves? Or would his fear of heights win out as he pooped his shell in fear? To be continued..."
A sluggish effort
Turbo accidentally overdosed on his windex...
Turbo: Now with Epcot "sprinkles".
I'm sure it's already been done by now, but just in case it's not:
Turbo was completely pooped by the time he hit end of the road. (Does anyone want to speculate why the road stops there?)
Suddenly Turbo was hit with a bad case of gastropoditis!
"A tragic mishap on the racing track today resulted in the death of the beloved racing snail Turbo. Investigators say that Mr. Turbo unknowingly raced out onto a freshly salted racetrack in the attempt to practice. As the poor snail attempted to escape, his melting body slowed him down, and was then accidentally run over by another racer's car, killing him instantly and smearing his body across the track."
"Sounds to me like that other racer 'snailed it' Dick! hehe!"
"....Shut up Jane.....Now here's Tom with the weather!"
That poor cookie. It looks like Earthworm Jim crammed into a turd cannon.
@Dennis: I LOVE the Horatio bit! Awesome!
=^⌐□_□^=
"It was at that moment that Turbo realized he never should have eaten those leftovers."
Meth...not even once.
He had known from the outset that he should't attempt the land speed record at the Utah Salt Flats.
it was just his first seconds of stardom when turbo realized his head was flattened on the ''dead end" road......
it could have ben worse, they could have put a plastic turbo toy on it and edible printed ''turbo''.
Cookie?...or 70's album art?
These posts are always such a mix of hilarious and sad. I laugh & then get hit by the realization someone actually thought that was acceptable. So acceptable someone actually got the cake... and most likely cried.
LOL it appears Turbo has snailed it at Epcot
No one knows better than Turbo that reality becomes distorted as you approach the speed of light.
Turbo caption-contest caption: "Turbo learned about the theory of relativity the hard way. For, although he may have been the world's fastest snail, once he ventured onto the real-road, he still couldn't out-run the Cars."
Nightwing/Joker/basketball cake: looks more like Wolverine vs. the "Brownish Globlin" mutant & his evil basketball-powers. ....Actually that's uncalled for; the basketball is the nicest looking thing on the cake.
TURBO.....Tiny Unidentifiable Recreations of Bowel Obstructions
What the shell?
It's like wearing a hat made of feet. (From the movie turbo)
Snaied it