Making New Friends
June 20, 2011 So, take it away, Debbie!
Hello! My name is Debbie, and this is my first attempt at a Cake Wrecks bio. So I'm nervous, but excited at the same time! Wheee!
So, I'm just going to start talking about what I like, and hope you like it!
Um. Let's see. I am... a relatively new Cake Wrecks reader. Um. I love...
...cats.
I love cats with fur, and cats without fur, and cats in hats, and cats that don't even look like cats...
[sniffle]
I'm sorry. I just...I just really love cats.
[wiping eyes]
And...and I just want to hug all of them because I love them but I can't 'cuz that's crazy I can't hug every cat. BUT I WANT TO. You know? I WANT TO HUG EVERY CAT.
Um. Wow. Sorry - I got a little emotional there. Heh.
I also like to...to...
[sob]
I'm sorry; I'm thinking about cats again.
I just...I just LOVE them, and I WANT them. I want them in a basket, and I want them in little bow ties, and I want them to be on a rainbow, and I want a house FULL OF CATS and we would all ROLL AROUND...
[more sobbing]
'Cuz they're all just so CUTE with their little whiskers...
...and their little ears...
...and their little delicious vital organs...
Um.
And I like to run.
And if you haven't seen the live action version of today's post yet, here 'tis:
Reader Comments (166)
The cat necropsy cake is a bit gag-inducing, but at least it looks like a cat with a body and four legs, so I'm declaring it the best cat cake of the bunch.
bah ha ha ha ha! I needed that laugh after the cops woke us up at 3 am because someone had broken into our cars.
I love cats with little bows - he he hehehe!!
The one with the ball of yarn actually looks very much like a real Persian kitten. See http://www.batcho.net/ for example.
The dissection one makes me cry. (If I'd owned my current kitty when I was in high school, I'd have failed honors biology, because I could have never completed the cat dissection.)
I agree with Gary about the last cake. And the video? Yeah, wow.
Is that video for real? Oh my goodness!
Ok, you really need to do a Sunday Sweets with cat cakes now, because I'm having trouble remembering what a good cat cake looks like (though it might be like the baby cakes, now that I think about it).
The whisker cake looked good after the other ones. If you don't mind that your cat's eyes are really close together.
I can't believe that video post is really real, but either way it's perfection.
The cakes... not so much.
Ummm... I have a feeling no one should look in her basement freezer, or we may find some necropsy cats that aren't cake... Oh... my...
That third cat kind of looks like Snarf.
Do you think if "Debbie" hugged all these cat cakes, she could tell for sure that they were all cats? I'm pretty sure she would not be the most discrimiating of people. On the other hand, I might even be able to love these cats in a basket, or on a rainbow for that matter, but I didn't notice any. Then again, at this hour I would trade my chance at love for coffee.
that last cake...yeah wow.
And cake #5... i immediately dubbed that as the 'how many phallic looking bits can you find?' cake. I got 3 so far.
Cake #6 reminds me of Mr. Tinkles, the evil white Persian cat in "Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Pussy Galore". Oh yes, I have kids. And no, they didn't get it.
Ugh, those are not cute cats. Are they really cats?
That video is hilarious. She has other videos that are obviously not real, so I'm sure this one isn't either. I agree with Muria that you need to do a cat Sunday Sweets now!
That girl in the video will forever be deemed, "The crazy cat lady"
I love cats...but I can never eat a whole one.
So, you've made me cry two days in a row, for wildly disparate reasons. (Today I was giggling so hard my husband had to come check on me. I think he thought I needed the heimlich maneuver.)
Thanks for introducing us to Debbie. Now that I know her so well, I'm betting she'd LOVE prozac, too.
WV: restesse -- "It's important today to let you know how much I love cats. I'll save the restesse for another video."
Am I the only one who took forever to figure out which way was up on the orange cat? Upside down, it just allllllmost looks like it could be a really bad cat cake. It's slightly better right side, up..but only slightly.
On behalf of cats everywhere, could you please see to it that in the future she has to wear a collar with a bell on it? We'd like to hear her coming...
Thank you,
Inigo and Badger
Almost snorted my water when I saw Two Tabbies with Attitudes' comment. That video is hysterical. I doubt it's authenticity, but I still love it for it's absurdity.
oh my god. See...that's how animal hoarders starts.
wow.
I'm scared.
In the first picture when she said
"I love..."
I thought she was going to say
"Upside-down monkeys."
--Jane age 10
Siamese Dissection Cake: MOST. INAPPROPRIATE. CAKE. EVAR!!!!
Oh, and Debbie evidently really, really loves cats. Like, REALLY, really loves cats. Like, cats had to get a restraining order...
WV - Hythr: Debbie to cats, "HYTHR!!!!". Cats to Debbie, "BACK OFF!!!! (Waving restraining order)".
Madness prevention
starts with iron-rich diet.
Dibs on the liver.
That video is wrong on so many levels, I just don't even know where to begin.
WOW! Best post ever.
I was sobbing and really emotional because I just love Cake wrecks and I want to hug all of the cakes and you and John and Jen 1 and your cats and your other blog, but I can't cuz - well - you live in Florida and if I came down there, you would probably think I was stalking you and call the police and have me arrested and then ... well, I just can't but I love Cake Wrecks and even vital organs.
gtg and get more tissues. Writing comments always makes me so emotional.
Is that video real? If it is, wow! I'm sure she'll find someone....who also loves cats I suppose.
I don't condone vivisection, so "A&P" are on my *S*hit list*...so to speak.
On the other hand (the one without the black glove),
I think that the little kittenish thing, at only 40 cents an ounce, is actually a fine deal, considering the extortionist fees lot of the shelters charge for adoption.
=^u.u^=
OH
MY
GOODNESS
I'm speechless. Wow. Is she sane?
I didn't notice any cats in the video, so I'm betting Debbie's name is on some sort of watch list at the local adoption agency.
Cats? or animals "pretending" to look like cats?
#2 could be a bad Halloween mask!
#4 isn't a fur ball?
#5 Tony the Tiger's cousin, Elmore the Elastic Cat
#6 could be a Gremlin
MzHartz...nice dream! ;-)
wv:standes I don't understandes some of these cakes!
Bwahahahaha! Wow Jen yet again you made me cry from laughing so hard. That video was... o.O .. and HILARIOUS! I'm glad I had finished my coffee before watching that :-D
omg I was tempted to comment on some of the other cakes, but when I got to the cat autopsy I had to LOL. must be for med students--with a sick sense of humor! his tail looks fuzzy, the X's on the eyes, the tongue sticking out...I love cats too but that cake is going to make me snicker all day!
HOLY "UM, Um, and I-just-UM", Catman! That VIDeo!
((I LOVE her!!!))
Can't rightly see her getting a lot of actual dates, per se...but still.
What a sweetheart.
Hope she gets some meds.
=^@.@^=
I recognize that the eviscerated one is entirely wrecktastic but I must say, I love it, and I love whomever baked it, because it is WRONG and AWESOME and HORRIBLE and WRONG and AWESOME. Muahahaha.
When I first saw that vid trending last week I was confused until she went to crazytown. Wonder how many dates she got and how many of 'em were named R.T.Tugger.
That video CAN'T be for real. She is WAY too young to be a crazy cat lady. Nope. Must be made up.
Cakes were sickening. But you know, in a "good" Cake Wrecky kind of way. Thanks for the laughs!
Third one down is so Snarf. And, is actually not a bad rendition of Snarf. The others - well, uhm, yeah.
WV: badver- that chick's vid is a badvertisement for crazy cat ladies. Not all of us are THAT bad. :)
#4 reminds me of my poor Persian kitty who is no longer with us...Then again, lthough his name was Peaches, he wasn't quite so pink looking.
#1: the Cheshire Cat being born out of the ass of a faun?
#2: Tammy Fay Baker's cat, or one belonging to a four year old girl with access to makeup....
#3: cartoon cat having a proctology exam?
#4: shrimp loaf or pinkish rice krispie treat. with eyes. or maybe it's a sponge.
#5: cute cartoonish tiger face, but bad sense ofperspective. he looks like a squashed cat, or that he's wearing a chef's hat that matches his own coloring. Tony the Tiger in the kitchen...
#6: some freaky little ghost with whiskers and sharp fur
#7: what the? where's the nose???? is that a kitty with a harelip?
#8: did they shave that poor creature before cutting him open? he's missing some teeth, too!
wv: micati. I had to hide micati from seeing this blog...
Oh my stars!!!
am i the only one who thinks the tiger looking cake is very very penis shaped?
As a former high school A&P teacher (whose classes did the cat dissection), that last cake is simply awesome.
um, is that pink yarn playing thing a tuft of attic insulation...with a face?
wv: tweign. it's playing with a ball of tweign.
YOu do realize most of these were cup-cake cakes??
Too funny !!! Thank you for making me laugh today :) The last cake is to die for :p
@anon 10:51:
Good one-FunNEE!! You oughta be in pitchers/home vids!=^~.~^=
Lololol. The cat with organs would be good for a science club
oh, that was just the funniest way to start my day. Part of me wants Debbie to be real... and then again maybe not. Did anyone else want her to just yell "they're so fluffy I could die!" (despicable me...)
We haz much luv 4 DebE!
-Mittens & Socks
(I really hope this vid isn't for real though, because I would fear for that poor girl's sanity!)
Hysterical! I had seen the video before, and it took me until about the third cake to realize what this was about. You had me rolling! Thanks for the laugh.