Making New Friends
June 20, 2011 So, take it away, Debbie!
Hello! My name is Debbie, and this is my first attempt at a Cake Wrecks bio. So I'm nervous, but excited at the same time! Wheee!
So, I'm just going to start talking about what I like, and hope you like it!
Um. Let's see. I am... a relatively new Cake Wrecks reader. Um. I love...
...cats.
I love cats with fur, and cats without fur, and cats in hats, and cats that don't even look like cats...
[sniffle]
I'm sorry. I just...I just really love cats.
[wiping eyes]
And...and I just want to hug all of them because I love them but I can't 'cuz that's crazy I can't hug every cat. BUT I WANT TO. You know? I WANT TO HUG EVERY CAT.
Um. Wow. Sorry - I got a little emotional there. Heh.
I also like to...to...
[sob]
I'm sorry; I'm thinking about cats again.
I just...I just LOVE them, and I WANT them. I want them in a basket, and I want them in little bow ties, and I want them to be on a rainbow, and I want a house FULL OF CATS and we would all ROLL AROUND...
[more sobbing]
'Cuz they're all just so CUTE with their little whiskers...
...and their little ears...
...and their little delicious vital organs...
Um.
And I like to run.
And if you haven't seen the live action version of today's post yet, here 'tis:
Reader Comments (166)
And WHILE we're at it...I don't actually see why, in the name of all things HolyCRAPish, that girl is getting so much credit.
I didn't hear her saying Thing One about her love of CAKE.
Where's that, huh? HUH??
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Cat-astrophies all! And video Debbie -- I feel your pain, and did you know my middle name is Cat? Call me.....
At Anon. 11:15 a.m. -- Yes! I too had a vision of Tammy Faye as soon as I saw that cake.
wv - pednem: I like to look at cats but I don't like pednem.
That video? Is that for real?
That 3rd one kind of looks like Snarf.
She must have had a cat die recently. That or she's REALLY good at playing a joke, or just crazy.
However, the cakes...... are terrifying and hilarious. ANOTHER great CW post!
Ok, so, that video is seriously hilarious! And I love cats too, but, um, apparently not as much as I thought I did after watching that. I think I need to find something else that I LOVE more....
LMAO @ video. hahahaha
WV: Acker: the noise a Debbie makes when she gets a fur ball.
WOW!!! I would really love to know how many dates this girl got!!!
Ok, so that video is quite obviously hilarious! And I love cats too.... but, um, apparently not as much as I thought I did based on that. I think I need to find something else that I can love more.... (sigh)
It's a spoof, but still funny!
http://advice.eharmony.com/blog/2011/06/10/we-respond-to-the-crazy-cat-lady-video/
lmao ...ive seen that vid before i was gonna post it in my comment lol
The orange one isn't that bad...except for the, um, "legs."
OMG! That is all I can say!
This post is so full of win I can hardly stand it!
I feel really bad for the cat hoarder. Do you think she's just a brilliant comedian, or she really uploaded that to get a date?
Am I the only one who thinks the couples in eHarmony ads look related to each other? Like eHarmony gets a DNA sample and matches people with a first cousin (as long as they're not the same gender)?
wv: sobbrand - a video isn't complete if it's just a rant - you have to sob too and create a sobbrand.
My wv skills are weak.
I'm guessing the last one is for veterinarian grads? And that video - regardless of whether it's authentic or not, I actually had a 6th grade student who would get like that whenever she talked about cats... so, yeah. It can happen.
Even the dissection is not the worst. The worst is CATS WITH EYELASHES.
Little painted, coy, on-a-what-not china CATS WITH EYELASHES.
Sorry---must be PTSD talking. Too many visits to Aunt Lo's house in my childhood. Makes even THESE cakes look OK.
Geeze, I always thought Villanova was a good school! MBA? MultipleBabyAttitude? Oh, please, can I take her my taxes?
Did anyone else notice that the "class of '09" sign on the vital organs cake looks a lot like "class of '69" - now I have a vision of it sititng there for 42 years while all the entrails rot :(
The last one is horrifying! Gahhhh!
And people wonder why she's still single...
Gosh, I should KNOW by now not to read cakewrecks while eating! Seriously, I hope that last cake was for someone graduating from vet school or something. Double eww! "I want the intestine piece!"
I was sure that the first one was the backside of Mamma cat, birthing a very happy kitten.
I feel so sorry for that lady, I can't imagine what it would be like to be an internet joke. She may not be fully with it, so I think this post was done in poor taste.
Also, on the whole, these cats aren't that badly done in comparison to some of the true, laughter causing contraction cakes that are pictured.
OMG if that girl is for real she's NEVER getting a date with that video. restraining order, maybe.
Is the tiger kitty actually a frighteningly reused Easter bunny pan?
So let's say for a second that you filmed a video where you go on and on about how much you love cats, to the point that you start crying about it. Why would you then post it too the internet??? No one is going to want to date you. Ever!
Cyndi - I'm now sobbing too. I love cats. Excellent job Debbie.
LOL! Love it, love it! :)
"Making-The-Most-Of-It" Tutorials:
1~Add a dot under the "tail" so that it looks like a question mark.
It will make sense.
2~ Shove a carrot in the mouth and save it for next Easter.
3~Let it sit for a few (more) weeks in a dry place. Halloween comes sooner or later; you'll have your mask ready.
4~Leave this little baby alone. He's mine.
5~Enter it in the Search For The New Tony the Tiger Contest. What with his au courant tiger-patterned chef hat, he'd be a sous-in.
6~Give this thing its own TV evangelist show. It looks like Tammy Faye with run-proof mascara. (But still ugly)
7~Such a hopeful little expression. ((SIGH)) It could be used for...uh... ah...
8~ NOT useful for anything. (Still don't wanna touch this, but why remove the "fur" in the first fondanty place? What--they had to "unwrap" it before they could open it?)
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Loved this post!
In case anyone is wondering, the hilarious video is definitely a spoof.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC-VLawI6rc
People, the last cake is supposed to be Scratchy! you know from the Itchy & Scratchy show within "the Crusty show" within "the Simpsons"! I know, it's still wrecky but very funny :P
@racheld:
Well, cats do HAVE eyelashes...
They're not usually fond of mascara or eyeliner, is all.
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Anonymous said...
am i the only one who thinks the tiger looking cake is very very penis shaped?
June 20, 2011 11:21 AM
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Yes! You are the ONLY one!! Perv!
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YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! Debbie FTW!!!!
Anon @ 1:14 pm,
The girl in the video was acting. True, it would be kind of sad if it were real but it is most definitely not. She's trying to get the attention of Hollywood.
Young people... sheesh...
john
OMG! Debbie and I could be twins except that I love cats more.
;)
@ John (THE John)~~~
CRAP- you're not kidding.
That twit (that I felt oddly *touched* by and everything) was going for Hollywood? THE Hollywood!?!
As IF!!! Like, I'm so sure big producers are looking for dopey twits who can't say half a sentence without throwing in "UM," and "I just, UM" every half-breath. Totally. Almost as bad as Valley Girl crap.
I feel like I've been had!
Somebody, throw a cake in her face!
Make it an unbaked one!
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Love the video and had to show that this parody is too funny not to share and co-relates with this post almost too much! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uagoq3N71M&feature=share
Gosh, somehow I missed the part about the delicious vital organs in "Debbie's" eHarmony bio. ;-)
It's a good thing the wreckerator used the plastic kitty head on the first cake. Otherwise it would be another pictionary cake for sure.
@Leah 9:38am No, that video isn't for real. If you look at the other videos by HartmannCara, you will see that she is quite the little actress. Here is the url for her video response to her eHarmony video:
http://www.youtube.com/user/hartmanncara#p/u/1/bC-VLawI6rc
She really did a good acting job on her eHarmony bio.
wow. Somebody's dosage is not quite right.
She has GOT to be a fake. But in related news have you seen the video of the engineer/cat lover who responded to her? This is hysterical, please watch.
http://www.youtube.com/user/klusmanp
This was so life-completing I even shared it on Facebook for everyone to openly judge me.
wv: crafy- awww, those cats wuvers are so crafy today!
Oops, I hadn't read all the comments yet when I posted mine, so I apologize for not naming all the rest of you folks who asked if the video was real. And I missed that John already told you that the video was a spoof.
I agree with Gary that the vivisection cake wins as the best cake of the bunch since you can actually tell that is a cat. Good call Gary.
I got through the video up to the part where she said "I...love...cats..." and then I lol'd and scared my coworkers.
Is it wrong for me to laugh at that video even though a cat climbed in my lap while I was watching it?
Hey, that is a well done ball of yarn. I really love yarn ... Do people who didn't see that the vid was a spoof order CCCs [ PaTooie! ] and wonder why they aren't square?
--Rev W
wv: After looking at these cakes, I think I'll have the sallag instead.
LMAO I just totally posted that video on my FB the other day! ROTF! That is too funny! Thanks for making my day!!!
Doctor Tarr said...
Is it wrong for me to laugh at that video even though a cat climbed in my lap while I was watching it?
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Not unless your cat was offended by the video, in which case, yes.
=^u.u^=
I fully expect to see Debbie on the next episode of animal hoarders.