Making New Friends

So, take it away, Debbie!
Hello! My name is Debbie, and this is my first attempt at a Cake Wrecks bio. So I'm nervous, but excited at the same time! Wheee!
So, I'm just going to start talking about what I like, and hope you like it!
Um. Let's see. I am... a relatively new Cake Wrecks reader. Um. I love...
I love cats with fur, and cats without fur, and cats in hats, and cats that don't even look like cats...
I'm sorry. I just...I just really love cats.
[wiping eyes]
And...and I just want to hug all of them because I love them but I can't 'cuz that's crazy I can't hug every cat. BUT I WANT TO. You know? I WANT TO HUG EVERY CAT.
Um. Wow. Sorry - I got a little emotional there. Heh.
I also like to...to...
[sob]
I'm sorry; I'm thinking about cats again.
I just...I just LOVE them, and I WANT them. I want them in a basket, and I want them in little bow ties, and I want them to be on a rainbow, and I want a house FULL OF CATS and we would all ROLL AROUND...
'Cuz they're all just so CUTE with their little whiskers...
...and their little ears...
...and their little delicious vital organs...

Um.
And I like to run.
And if you haven't seen the live action version of today's post yet, here 'tis:
Reader Comments (166)
I started sneezing as soon as I started reading this. No chance of me turning into a "Debbie". Hives, indeed.
Oh, Haiku Joy - that was a gut buster!
Ok, there were waay too many comments to read through, but I immediately knew what this post was about, mainly because of Paul Klusman's (of engineer's guide to cats) video response to that video!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiKE1s1ZyJA
Is this video for real?! I laughed my ass off. Seriously, who cries over cats!
I saw this and knew immediately where we were going... Priceless...
I've always wondered what it would look like if a pig gave birth to a cat, and thanks to cake #1, I now know. One more check off my bucket list!
I'd like to know where the disected cat cake came from. Looks like something my Titusville high school anatomy and physiology teacher would have endorsed.
That video is the most funny I've EVER heard!!!! :D
I'm thinking about cats again...
I kinda love the disected cat one.
I laughed so loud when she started talking about how hugging ALL the cats would be crazy. Yes, because that's the crazy part,
That can't be real.
Imagine the psychotic event if Debbie received the vivisection cake.
Great tie-in...when I saw this link in a "Life with Dogs" article comment, I was a little confused. Then the pictures made everything clear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP4NMoJcFd4
I'm pretty sure the orange tiger-stripe cake was made in a cake pan intended to be used for bachelorette party cakes. It's penis-shaped but painted to look like a cat.
Also, I wonder how many responses Debbie received from men just dying to date "crazy cat lady."
THE SONG THE SONG I KNOW WHAT SONG THIS IS YES YES YES YES YES THIS IS SUPER GREAT
Oh my! ROTFL!!!! I want them on a rainbow?This just made my night!!!!!