John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
I hope you have an extra-shiny Birthday, John! Perhaps we should have a Johnstown as well as Jaynestown?
Birthday pasties?!? Yum!
Happy Birthday John!!!!!
P.S. Pick me Pick me! :-)
Sexy comments? Well, I've got mono and my doc says I'm not to "swap secretions" with anyone for the next seven to ten days, but I'll do my best. The raspy throat will make my "Happy Birthday" song all the more Marlyin-esque.
Ahem.
Happy birthday to you *hack*
Happy birthday to you *cough*
Happy birthday, Mr. Hubby of Jennn
Happy birthday to you... *seductive lick of dinner popsicle*
The sexiest possible comment would be Jen, of course.
JenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJenJen
There, now you have quality AND quantity.
If I could make you a birtday cake, it would say, "Shrek the turd" with requisite poo-swirls.
I'm thinking pasties for $1 probably don't stick too well....if you catch my drift. ~magnum p.i. Eyebrow waggle~
Happy Birthay Tigre! Reeeaaaaar!
Nom Nom Birthday.
I love, love, love this blog!!!!! And Nov 2nd is MY birthday, too! WooHoo!
Hap-py Birthday to you
(Sing it breath-ily)
Happy Brithday to you
(Like Marilyn Monroe)
Happy Birthdaaaaay, Mr. Cake Wrecks
[Pastie waggle]
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuu.
*Kiss*
Shara
Happy Brithday from Gus-Gus and me!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMvufEegrzg
Happy Birthday, John! Enjoy those pasties :)
That was ooone sexy post! Like a fence dressed in a bikini.
(Karen apologises for the bad joke, she can't help herself.)
Happy Birthday John! Tomorrow is my birthday...
John's birthday suit? Pasties? Sounds like one hell of a birthday to me! *waggles eyebrows* Great job on making your hubby's day, Jen! *lends tape of sexy strip-dancing music*
If we don't hear from you two for the rest of the week, we'll understand. After all, with that kind of fun, how can John's birthday only last one day? XD
Hooray for November babies! My cam and I just discovered your books and site, it is officially our fave!
Happy Birthday John.
Sexy <--This comment is now sexy, and hence should win :)
Oooo! me me me! I haven't won anything in ages! I'm the only person in my THREE clubs that hasn't won a raffle nor have I even won a scratch-it in over 2 years! *cries*
Meanwhile, sexy, sexy, hmmmmm. *ponders* Oh look, I just dropped my pencil while thinking. Let me pick that up. (Bend, and snap).
Bambi eyes. *grin*
You guys freak me out!!! I go days and then I remember to look at you and you make me laugh...seriously, nothing makes me laugh anymore... Thanks... seriously ...thanks.
Hapee Britday, John!
(udner dat)
Youre' a stelllar spelller!
(balons)
Happy Birthday John. It's my birthday too! Hope you get lots of.... cake today.
You guys crack me up!
Happy Birthday John! I love Cake Wrecks and Epbot! :)
I'm a little creeped out, but I want a book, please!
Hippy Berthday John. May the pasties be plentiful.
*Under Neat That*
i'm from the mitten state where it is widely known that pasties is a type of delicious food, this does not stop me from giggling...I am five *sigh*
Happy Birthday, John!
Happy Falkersatherhood! I mean Birthday! My Birthday is the 6th and a book would make my day!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!
Sexy Music *Buh duh BAH! Bah dah dah DAH!*
That's actually all I've got. My go-to "How YOU doin'?" has already been taken!
The happiest of birthdays to you!
Or should that be birthdaies? Or birthday's?
Isn't "Greet Job" what they do at WalMart?
Hippo Bday to ewe.
Pumpkin scone pasties are the best.
You want a sexy comment? Okay. Look at your comment. Now back to mine. Now back at your comment. Now back to mine. My comment is wearing lingerie. Now back at your comment. Now my comment is sunbathing in a bikini in Tahiti. Now look at YOUR comment. My comment is on a unicorn.
There's your sexy comment :P Also, Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
Awwww, yeah, birthday boy... GIVE it to me! (free stuff) I want it SOOOO BAD! (free CW merchandise)
Pretty, hot, eh? Eh?
Well John, Scorpios are the "sex symbols" of he Zodiac. Lucky us!! :)
Sometimes life is sorta difficult. Okay, sometimes it really sucks. But then I indulge my daily routine of Epbot and Cake Wrecks and suddenly all is right with the world. You and Jen make such a difference every day. You give me a reason to laugh and that makes my life better. Thank you, sincerely.
Happy Birthday!
Jenny Weeks
Wow, co-inky-dink. It's my birthay, too. It's not. I just wanted an excuse to walk around in MY birday suit. So...if you could see me in it...well, I still wouldn't win sexiest post-even if that post was accompanied by a pole. But, let's just pretend I look like Adriana Lima (funny how you don't even have to bother gooogling her, huh,John?) Have a good one! ;)
cake pasties! Yeah?!? You get what I'm throwin down, birfday boy? Sure you do. And you're welcome
Happy Birthday!
I can has win plz?
Dear John, I'd love for you to give me something but I have such a hard time with antibiotics...
Happy Birthday or Ear Day or Epcot Day to you!
Nina says---(in a sultry Marilyn Monroe Voice)
*Happy Birth-day...toooo yoouuuu. Haaappy biiiirthdaaaay...to yoooouuu. Haaah-ppeee bIIIIrth-day...Mr. Cake Wrecks...Haaaappy Birth-daaay, too you.* ;D
Hapy Bertday Iohn! May you not sherk your pasties and have agreet "day!"
tessa
Happy Birthday John. As a Canadian, I need to know more about the Canadian Nazi carrots at Epcot. Or pictures at least.
Elizabeth would like to tell John Happy Birthday. Elizabeth is baking an apple cake topped with butterscotch chips, and is about to pause for dramatic effect and...
*eyebrow waggle*
Happy birthday, John! And Jen, there's only one thing that needs clarifying -- would the pasties match your yellow boots?
Sheesh, I was going to leave a comment anyway.
My birthday is today, too! Missed Halloween by 2 days. Hard to come up with stuff for Christmas list 1 week after birthday.
Never had a Halloween party, because I had to choose between that & b-day -- went for b-day since it had presents and CAKE!
I'm taking Thursday & Friday off and going to Astoria, OR (yes, where Goonies was filmed) to letterbox with friends, have high tea, have cake and generally have fun for my 50th birthday.
Susan hopes John has a great birthday, too, filled with pasties and waggles and lots of cake!
Susan
who already has an autographed copy of Cake Wrecks and loves it!
Happy Birthday John!
Have a Grrreeet Day!!
Are those pasties edible?
doh! i want to win, but i can't bring myself to even try to make a sexy comment when talking to a married man. so i'll go for blatantly un-sexy, and hope it has the same effect. picture jar jar binks' identical twin sister as oola the slave girl (and wearing her clothes), jumping out of your birthday cake. that is my imaginary present to you. va, va, va, voom.