Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT!

Or.... is it?

Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now.

Well, assuming you students aced all your subjects:

(If only they taught USEFUL stuff in school, am I right?)

...then I hear some Congradularons are in order!

Unless you prefer a "Congralulalio" - 'cuz I've got one of those, too:

Eesh. You know, I have so many hundreds of misspelled "congratulations" cakes in the archives I may never post them all. I wonder when bakers decide to just give up completely?

Er, that was rhetorical, guys...

C'mon, now. We have to move on.

STAHP.

What the... Congrauktion.at?!

So, in conclusion:

I think I already did.

Conklenators to Jayne L., Laura A., Debbie M., Bree M., Tammy J., Dara, Candy R., Kristin, Jennifer P., & Kat N. on their stellar wreckporting.

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Hope You Love Carrots, Mom

OK, bakers, Mother's Day is coming.

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.

No no, "Mother's Day." Moths don't get a day. No one likes moths that much, and they're terrible at guilt trips. (Heyoooo.)

Still no, but Fun Fact: a "mort" is "the note sounded on a horn when the quarry is killed."

::awkward pause::

So... maybe just print it out?

HOW.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

I'm told this is supposed to say "I love my mom":

Which means the printer ran out of red ink, and one of you heroically SPRANG into action: loading up the red icing in your piping bag... and piping a giant red scribble on top.

::long, deadpan stare into camera::

Ah, but it gets worse:

YOU DID IT TWICE.

Only this time you added carrots. Because if you're gonna confuse your customers, GO ALL IN, that's what I always say.

Tell you what, bakers, maybe I was too hasty. Maybe you should go back to piping your own Mother's Day greetings. Cool?

::sigh::

::head slowly bonking keyboard::

::deeper sigh::

Cool.

Thanks to Krista P., Kim S., Becky T., Katie O., & Tasia P. for making us all wonder if maybe Mothday Day SHOULD be a thing.

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