John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
Happy Birthday! If kid snot is considered sexy, then I'm a shoe-in, cause 3 kids with colds have covered me in the stuff.
Hello There! Love the blog.
Just wanted to give you a heads up about that last picture - unless you get permission from the corporation to post it, you may get in trouble if they catch you posting it online. I work for that particular corporation and no pictures of the menus and/or logos may be taken and distributed online.
Thanks! Happy birthday, John!
Happy b'day. Hope it was a great one.
You mahst speak as ze Frahnch skunks do for zees to wurk, Zhahn.
Ce'st le bairthdae jennay-say-quah le du meh-rhee.
Frahm tu frair,
P.U. (Wee wee. Zoze are moi authentique ee-nee-shauls.)
Patricia U.
Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday!!!!John(hubby of Jen) hope you had a greet day
D.N.
Happy birthiversary!!
sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy sexy silly silly silly post. Happy Birthday! Love your blog!
My husband wants to get me a car for my next birthday, should I get a cake to go with it?
Hippo Birday 2 Ewe Jon.
Happy Birthday, husband of Jen!
i hope you're feeling the love all the way across the world, the oceans, the many wrecked cakes beyond US shores, from SINGAPORE!!! Happy birthday!
A giver who loves pasties...That's a tantalizing combo...
A man who speaks in third person, loves pasties, and misspelled Earth Day cakes...tantalizing combo
Happy birthday, John! And now for the sexy comment - bacon wrapped anything. Mmmmm. Bacon.
Give it to me John, give it to me good! (and happy bratday by the way!)
squirrelsmom*at*hotmail*dot*com
The smexiest people EVAH were born on this day! (And I ought to know as it's my birthday, too.) Hope your day is filled with wreckie goodness.
Happy Birthday!! today is a popular day, you are the third person I said it to
Happee Bridthay, Jon!
(underneat that)
Hope its a greet won?
I want sprinkles.
wv: hablyzes; Hablyzes "Happy birthday, John!"
Oooohhh... Birfday!! I'm scanning over the comments, and I'm seeing a lot of hawt Scorpio action. Mine's the 4th, wouldn't want to miss out on the hawtness.
(Also, @Beth's sexy farm animal joke made me pee myself just a tiny bit. If mild incontinence brought on by childbearing isn't sexy, I don't know what is)
Happy Birthday John. I hope you have a yummy non wreckie cake!
Ok, I vote for Scott in the Princess Leia costume. Because (obviously) women are better then men. And if you can't BE a woman, you could at least look like one... or just worship one from afar.
Oh wait... sexiest, not sexist.
Darn.
I still vote for Scott.
(BTW- way to pull in the comments... offer free stuff!)
Happy birthday, John! You're such a clever boy.
Feliz Cumpleanos John! And believe it or not, I actually misread all your misspellings as correct... until I got the hint and went back and reread them all. Thanks for making Cake Wrecks the funniest part of my day! -Monica Nelson
Happy pasties! I mean, birthday.
Happy pasties, too, though. If you know what I mean.
Oh my gosh! Over 675 comments. John you are LOVED, and THAT is sexy!
Three dollars, three pasties;
The third one's for you,
Removing them would be painful,
If you use Super Glue.
(Okay; maybe it's more porno than sexy)
Happy Birthday, John!
Happy Birthday John!
Under Neat That
Have a Greet Day!!!
Jenna is a big fan of speaking in third person too. And pasties.
Happy Birthday!!! Hope you had a good one!
Saturday is my birthday (and my sister's was last Wednesday, and my son's is next Wednesday)....we Scorpios rule!!!
I know pasties is a word but it's soooo wrong.
Happy Brithday!
Captain Momma
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. Meat pasties. I'm drooling, I'm drooling.
Birthday hugs!
Stephanie
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Is this sexy enough?
Hippy Breathday John! ;P
LOL John every time! Happy Election day! oh and happy birthday too i guess :)
Renee just wants to say....
Bow chicka wow wow....(insert smooth awesome voice here) Ah, yeah, Birthday Greetings to one cool Brotha...Chicka Chicka...
OMG! In Australia Pasties are definitely a pastry filled with meat and /or vegetables. Had to google it to see why it was funny to Americans! Wasn't prepared for them to be novelty nipple covers! Bwaahahahahaaaa!
Happy birthday John!!! Today is also my birthday!!
In defense of pasties--visit the Harry Potter theme park in Florida and try them for yourself--they're to die for!
Or, you know, be sexy for.
Happy birthday, John! And may the sexiest comment win!
Happy Erection (errr...election) Day, John!
Happy birthday!
Another great set of cakes that made me laugh out loud. Thanks : )
I love you John! (my husband is in the other room so I better hurry before he sees this!)
I can't think of anything sexy to say that the Fireman Cake doesn't already express...
...yuck.
Happy Birthday! And Epcot!
My word verification is 'woonip'. I believe it is a new word to describe paying a lot of attention to a certain body part...
Mmhmm, that's right.
This is DJ MacLoooove givin' you some grooooovy tunes for all dem Falker Satherhoods in the hizzouse!
Lez give a big baby-cake filled YoYoYo to John! Oh yeah, hands in da ayurrr y'all!!!
So that was my sexy comment. Behold.
Feliz Navidad! Err, Cumpleaños. That's the one.
Soooo very funny! :) And in honor of umm ... cake wrecks today ... umm, I had my very own wreck ... "etched" into the cake was "Happy Birthday Dee & D" ... very ... umm wreck like! :(
Today is also my husband John's birthday! He's 33!
oh, and Happy Birthday John who is Jen's John and not my John who has the same birthday and to whom I also wish a Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!! I love your blog, both of your comments about the cakes are hilarious!
and seeing as there are sooooo many comments I didnt read them all so I am guessing someone has already explained this but here ya go anywyas.
Pasties (pronounceds Pahs-teez) are actually polish in origin, which is why if you live in Michigan...like I do...they are so easy to find. Seeing as Michigan has a very rich heritage of polish immigrants (like myself) :)
but they of course are very popular in England, more so than here in the US, so people think that they are more of an English dish. But, its sort of like Curry...huge in the UK but not from there.
While the typical pasty is a pie crust filled with seasoned potato, today you can find them filled with just about anything...even breakfest foods, which i find to be a bit gross.
Hope your birthday was great!!
MMMmmm.... Pasties? for only $1??? They're a staple up here in "Da Nort'woods" WI. Don't feel bad, I had no clue what they were until I moved here!
Hipy Birtday John! An meeny moore!