John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
Happy Burfday, John!
As for a sexy comment, all I can think of is something to do with man-love and buttercream which is a direction neither of us want to go in....
p.s. Can I get a #1 signed book instead?
John,
I'm afraid that if, as a man, I leave you sexy comments, I might scar you for life. Now, don't get me wrong, I think you're handsome and witty, but I don't want to scar you. Your writing and humor may never be the same again.
Maybe you're better suited to thinking of licking buttercream off of Jen!
Trevor
Happy birthday, John! (And would you know it, tomorrow is my birthday. And it will be a b-day without misspellings as I won't be having cake -- no, it's not because I'm afraid of a cake wreck, I'm just having smörgåstårta and that is a kind of cake you don't write on. Luckily, maybe I should add after seeing today's wrecks?
Oh my darlin', I... can't get enough of your wrecks, baby! Oh I don't know, don't know, don't know why, can't get enough of your wrecks baby! If only I could make you see, or make you understand, Cake Wrecks are all I need... Well, I'm sure you get the picture.
GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH!
EDIT: OH, you said SexY. I was confused. But I still really would love a signed book! This site regularly makes me laugh so hard my keyboard is in danger of soda damage.
Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday John! How YOU doin? :winkgun:
LMAO! I assure you that according to my husband I am the sexiest out there. ;) I'm loving the Sherk cake too. :)
Happy Birthday John!!! AND Happy Dia De Los Muertos!!
- Laura Massudi
Yay! Cake Wrecks stuff!
I love all the creative ways that you spelled "birthday"!
Also, great use of nested parenthetical marks. I occasionally want to nest comments, but wasn't sure how to write them so they didn't look like software code!
I hope you hae a fntastic day! ;-)
Maybe the Greet Job cake was for an outstanding greeter at Wal-Mart? Of course, the frosting really should have been yellow.
Happy Birthday! And hilarious! Love Cake Wrecks!
Oh dear!
Is it bad that I waggled my eyebrows everytime I read that you wiggled yours?
I think I just creeped myself out!!
Hsppy Birthday John!
Pick me , pick me, pick me!!!
tiny purple elephant is a new fan to star trek the next generation, no she has not been living under a rock. on tiny purple elephant's list of things to do is to meet any member of the cast.
Happy Birthday! Good Luck to Me,(scratch that), I mean everyone.. :0)
Well...I don't really know how to be sexy, but I guess this will have to do:
Jackie wishes you a greet birday, complete with pasties AND pastries! (eyebrow waggle)
Happy Birthday! :-)
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! I hope its not a barf day, Happy birthday to you!
And many more, on channel oh-god-these-bakers-are-on-crack!
Pasties are cornish not british. They have meat and potatoes and other veggies in them. They were made so that miners could have a meal with all their side dishes without having to use utensils to eat them. They sometimes had the dessert on one end and the meal on the other so you started eating at one side ate your meal and finished with dessert! I'm from the upper peninsula of Michigan and this is a meal we often have.
Happy Birthday John (husband of Jen)! I really want to see a picture of Canadian nazi carrots from Epcot. Please could you put a picture of them on the blog.
Dorothea
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN!!!!!!!
Is that a carrot jockey in your pocket or are you just hippy to see me? ;-)
Jen, this is for you so you don't feel left out....
Statistics prove, prove that you've one birthday
One birthday every year
But there are three hundred and sixty four unbirthdays
That is why we're gathered here to cheer
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
A very merry unbirthday to you, to you
It's great to drink to someone
And I guess that you will do
A very merry unbirthday to you
A very merry unbirthday to us, to us
A very merry unbirthday to us
If there are no objections
Let it be unanimous
A very merry unbirthday to us
A very merry unbirthday to me (to who)
A very merry unbirthday to me (to you)
Let's all congratulate me
With a present I agree
A very merry unbirthday to me
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
A very merry unbirthday to all, to all
Let's have a celebration
Hire a band and rent a hall
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday
A very merry unbirthday to all
Perhaps misspelled birthday cakes are really unbirthday cakes?
wv: rarticie - It's rarticie someone wearing pasties eating pasties at the same time.
Lois V.
Mmmmmm. EDIBLE meat pasties... I'd buy/wear that for a dollar!
Hippo Birdy to Ewe!
I wanna win!!!
Happy Birthday John!! We almost have the same birthdays, you and I. Mine was on October 28th. Scorprios rock, don't they? :)
Not entirely sure what a sexy comment looks like, but we're going to try with this hot number -
720!!!!
wow. That is one hot number.
Here's hoping that's how many chocolate pasties are in your future. Happy Birfday Jon!!
I love greet job said as shrek. That is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
Happy Birthday hope its awesome and you get the geekiest mithspelt cake money could never buy.
Btw if my posters had fared better condition id totally use your tutorial.
Please be careful about doing giveaways on FB another blog I follow did a giveaway on FB and was told if he didn't take it down they would delete his page because he didn't have expressed permission and wasnt paying FB a fee as expressed in the guidelines
Word verification: beransi. lol ;)
Happy Birthday John! I'm going to send you a nice big Ear Day cake to celebrate.
I think it should be noted that tomorrow is Mickey Mouse's birthday. It is also my birthday but Mickey is MUCH older than I am. I am merely 40 this year, while Mickey was born waaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in 1928. But I am sure you both knew that, right? Being the Disney experts that you are. Right?
Shelley in Southern Illinois
Happy (underneat that) Birthday! I hope you have a greet one. Or perhaps you should cease the moment. Ha! I loved these.
Greeeet post! I hart this blog. Happie Birtday!
Oh, yeah, John. Feel free to give it to me. That's right. Give it aaall to me. 'Cause I'm really, really gooood at receiving. Then, I'll give you a birthday spanking.
Happy Happy Birthday John!
"Leave a sexy comment!"
Sexy like a meatloaf baby in a bacon-wrapped diaper!
Happy Birthday!
~Sarah-Anne
I am bad at sexy, but, in a VERY sexy voice:
Happy Birthday, you faux-finisher, you!!
happy birthday to you, those cakes look like poo, they're freakin' wrecktastic, happy birthday to you!
My birthday is the 14th. Happy Birthday John.
Happy Birthday Month! Tomorrow is my hubby's, think he would want some pasties for a $1?
Happy birthday (and great post)!
Would it be inappropriate to throw my pasties on the stage?
oh my goodness it's my birthday too!!! we are twins! Happy Birthday too!
appy birtday!
Happee Birthdae!! (See what I did there? Super sexy, if I do say so myself!)
Happy birthday!
Katie : That chai was so dirty I needed a cigarette.
Meow!
happy Birthday Johns.
Jen's husband, John - have a "GREET" Birthday!
Hapy Birfda, Jn!
Exlent job wit da post 2day. :)
I didn't know coffee kiosks could sell pasties! Wow...
Happy Birthday and may your cake be not Wrecked.