John's Birthday Suit
It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
This one also seems a little contradictionary:
And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
Although I'm sure I won't win amongst the 753 comments,
YOU GUYS ROCK - once again...
Hippo Birdy, John! And may all your pasties be tastie!
You, my friend, have a way with wrecks. Happy Birthday!
I'm, too sexy for this blog
2 sxey 4 dis websyt!,
oh! Not too sexy for some cake!
Happy birthday, John!!
Another member of the November birthday club right here! Happy B-day to you John!
Move out of the way for pasties and your OWN!!! b-day . so wake up ! And we want a nazi cake ( I mean seriously just 'cuze I am 9 dose not mean I do not have info on history(I LOVE history.).)
Han Solo wearing nothing but his business socks on a steampunk contraption floating high in the sky?
Oh, and Happy Birthday!!!
Pasties for only a dollar!? Get on that!
i love pasties!
Aww, I feel sad that I missed yesterday, but I was off celebrating my birthday too!! Happy (belated) Birthday John!!
Happy Birthday!
A sexy comment. It's 7:30 in the am here, I am not feeling very sexy ;_;...I really wish I was though, it might make my impending work day more interesting. XD I Just CAINT DO IT CAPTAIN. :(
-Jessica W.
Hubba hubba!!!
Happy birthday!
Well John let me just say that i do remember wen your birthday is. It is sooo close to my daughter's, and we talked about this in KC at the book signing.
Sorry i am late with this, but kiddos birthday kept me busy.
Sexy comments? you want sexy comments? hehe i still have that pic of your butt it's pretty sexy, and i would like to remind you the only reason i have it is because you walked in front of my camera.
Now hmm .. one more thing ..
you must have been awfully good lately to earn a capital letter on your name for your birthday *WINK*
We have the same birthday! :D
For Ros: According to Urban Dictionary a Pastie is "A tassle for your nipple so you can get 'naked' but not be totally out there, but it doesn't cover very much at all." Hope this helps clear things up for you. :) Hippy Turdday, John!
It is wrong how much cease the moment makes me laugh. Granted I did read this post at 5 AM.
oh yeah, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
...I automatically think of the foodstuff for pasties. They're really very common over here. It's like hearing someone make a doughnut innuendo - it could maybe mean something else, but the food is my first thought.
That said, this blog is awesome, and happy birthday. ^_^