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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Best Of The Best (314)

Wednesday
Mar212018

You Oughtta Be In Pictures

 

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Thanks to Alescia F., Megan K., Jordan P., F. G., and Anony M. for the especially chewy cake.

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Tuesday
Mar202018

Be Our Guest

Cakes so full of grime

 

Possibly diseased

 

Oozing from both ends!

These could kill your friends...

Unexpectedly.


Just a little mange

 

Y'all come for the feast!

 

What’s that over there?

Dirty underwear?

Who would pay for these?

 

Everyone’s the same

Spongebob in disguuuuise!

 

We should tell the store

Sometimes less is more

Those cows hurt MY EYES.

 

These cakes are a crime

 

Misery prolonged

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Sticky, green and strange!

Makes you feel deranged

These are just so wrong.

 

Certainly this one

Has infected yeast

 

Festering, with slime

These cakes are a crime

Who would pay for these?


Festering, with slime

These cakes are a crime

Who would pay.... for theeese?

 

(Off to the Dumpster with you now, cakes. It’s past your sell time.)

 

Thanks to Chloe, Louise F., Megan P., Anony M., Eric P., Pete & Erika , Anna S., Tiffany S., Ashlee M., Joanna B., Hannah C., Chani, & Mona S., who recommend skipping the gray stuff this time.

 

*Made by the awesome Jennifer Lewis of The Connoisseurs. Check out the making of here.

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