This Wedding Cake Is So Bad It's Freaking Adorable
October 20, 2016 [running in] YOU GUYS.
I just found my new favorite wedding wreck.
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It's... LOOKING... at me.
And once you see the face, that's all you'll see. The little puffball bowtie! The grumpy frown! The parade of heart butts on the bottom! It's... [wiping eyes]... It's just so beautiful.
Now I want Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts to star in his own superhero comic. I want him to host a reality show where he crashes wedding receptions and critiques the hors d'oeuvres in a snooty British accent. I want a tag-team podcast with the Sorting Hat where they discuss current affairs. I want action figures, fuzzy pillows, coffee mugs!!
No no, wait, I've got it:
MR. FRUMPY PUFFBALL BUTTS FOR PRESIDENT.
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YASSSSSS.
[pause followed by hushed whispers]
Er, OK, John says I need to go have a little lie-down now, but I'm telling you guys, I think I'm on to something here. Go ahead and share your best candidate slogan for Frumpy Puffball Butts in the comments, while I brainstorm lawn signs.
And thanks to Shannon C. for finding a campaign we can really sink our teeth into.
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Reader Comments (79)
It's GOT to be;
Make America CAKE Again!
Make America Bake Again!
MR.FRUMPY PUFFBALL BUTTS FOR PRESIDENT. Your no nonsense, slightly sugar-coated candidate. NO 'IF'S, AND'S, BUT DEFINITELY BUTTS ABOUT IT!
I've seen ads on TV - I think from Progressive (not with Flo) with an animated insurance policy talking about how he saves people so much money. When I saw the top of that cake it reminded me of the animated policy. The bottom is not that bad.
I'm Nuts for Butts!
Oh wait. That lawn sign would probably land me on a List somewhere.
"Make America Meh Again!"
"Let America eat cake again"
Frumpy Puffball Butts - because he's Super-Froody.
We Have Cake.
Wow, he really does look like the sorting hat! (And, uh...how did we decide that he's a....he?)
"Can't check the wreck!"
This may be my favorite post ever. Great work Jen.
@Elisabeth, that's my kind of slogan. Where do I vote?
The Cake doesn't lie!
Angie, I think you're on to something. That baby pink piping, the poofy little bow. It's 'Ms.' Frumpy Pufball Butts thanknyou very much.
It's just a slit in the icing and there are so many pink icing blobs that some of them were bound to suggest eyes.
"I'm with confectioner."
I'm with Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts!
What's blowing my mind is that this appears to be the front of the cake, since that's where the one little puffball of tulle is. If that's the case, why did they decide to make the front of the cake be where the seam is on the bottom tier? <headdesk>
Reminiscent of Cakey Cake the cake from outer space. Perhaps that could be Mr. Frumpy Puffball's running mate or sidekick, depending on career choice. And yes, I land on the Mr. side. He likes pink and there's nothing wrong with that.
Unassuming cake by day; snide commentator of weddings by night.
Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts for president: because it's always time for cake
Flags or no flags, I don't like this hand!
TWO NO TRUMP!!
=^>.<^=
This Cake's for You!
Vote for me! You can have your cake and eat it too!
Frumpy Puffball Butts: Because anything is better than our current options.
BECAUSE EVEN INANIMATE OBJECTS ARE A BETTER CHOICE THAN TRUMP
Elect Frumpy Puffball Butts! He is the better Butt 2016
I'm Mr Frumpy Puffball Butts, and I'm not promising you jack!
Vote Frumpy Puffball Butts!
Still the best choice, because
Cake is NEVER wrong!!
Frump not Trump
America can have its cake and eat it too
It looks like an albino cousin of the Sorting Hat from Harry Potter.
Mr Frumpy Puffball Butts, "I'm watching you"! o O
Try saying that three times, fast!
Mr Frumpy Puffball Butts
Mr Frumpy Puffball Butts
Mr Frumpy Buttball Puffs!
I'm here to take out the bad "ombres"!!!
Ok, we need a stuffy (stuffed toy) of this cake. He's so cute, with his silly frown!
If you look at the cake long enough, Mr. Puffball begins to look like a certain presidential candidate especially after the addition of the flags. ;)
They actually look like little hairless jewel sacks to me if you catch my drift. And now Jen you can't unsee that.
Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts - Because you KNOW you want to hear Putin saying that!
Make America Sweet Again!
"Let them eat cake, America!"
Maik AMeriKa Grate AGaim
I mean this is Cake Wrecks.
Cake We Can Believe In
Elect your cake, and tweet it too!
or
Read my lip - no new waxes!
Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts - My Solutions are not half baked!
I like Frumpy Puffball Butts and I cannot lie
You other voters can't deny
When a baker walks in with a cake with a puffy little ball
And frown upon its face
You get hung . . . ry
And you wanna get out a fork
'Cause you know that cake is wrecked
Deep in my brain I'm thinking
That the other candidates are stinking
Oh Frumpy I wanna vote for you!
With Butts you'll never have a pussy scandal.
I can't believe you didn't comment on his nipple eyes. IT'S THE CAKEY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
I'm with hilarity, you can't trump this... America will Rise from the oven and be sweeter than ever! Frumpy Puffball Butts for President!
I'm a wreckarator and I approve this message.
Don't Like My Policies? Eat Me.
The Wreck Stops Here
My roommate's first thought upon seeing is "Is that the Sorting Hat?"