This Wedding Cake Is So Bad It's Freaking Adorable
October 20, 2016 [running in] YOU GUYS.
I just found my new favorite wedding wreck.
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It's... LOOKING... at me.
And once you see the face, that's all you'll see. The little puffball bowtie! The grumpy frown! The parade of heart butts on the bottom! It's... [wiping eyes]... It's just so beautiful.
Now I want Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts to star in his own superhero comic. I want him to host a reality show where he crashes wedding receptions and critiques the hors d'oeuvres in a snooty British accent. I want a tag-team podcast with the Sorting Hat where they discuss current affairs. I want action figures, fuzzy pillows, coffee mugs!!
No no, wait, I've got it:
MR. FRUMPY PUFFBALL BUTTS FOR PRESIDENT.
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YASSSSSS.
[pause followed by hushed whispers]
Er, OK, John says I need to go have a little lie-down now, but I'm telling you guys, I think I'm on to something here. Go ahead and share your best candidate slogan for Frumpy Puffball Butts in the comments, while I brainstorm lawn signs.
And thanks to Shannon C. for finding a campaign we can really sink our teeth into.
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Reader Comments (79)
LuLu FTW! I, too, like Big Frumpy Puffball Butts, and I cannot lie.
Better than the other choices this November.
....I'd vote for him.
Mr. frumpy puffball butts, now there's an ass America can get behind!
FrumpyButts can't win; the election is sprigged against him!
I saw the cake face immediately, but then I read on and saw the new face of cake wrecks. Wedding wrecks are so hilarious, that you spoil us when you give us a whole post of them. Do this, slow down, give each wreck a personality and a life goal. This post will be a landmark classic.
The cake is a lie; LET'S ELECT IT!
"If we have to vote for a 'Butt', choose the one who admits it openly *and* is covered in frosting! He's just as Presidential as any other candidate!"*,**,***
*This message presented by the friends of Frumpy Puffball Butts. Not intended to imply that any other candidate or candidates are dishonest, criminal, or abundant sources of poo.
**Or covered in frosting. Or uncovered, or otherwise showing their rumps.
***Or able to govern wisely the most powerful nation in the free world.
Lol I am dying of laughter. The thought of a cake running for president.. heck I would vote for the cake hehe. Still can't stop laughing at the name.
The comments on this blog really need an option to "like" them - there are great comments on here every time!
Maybe it's because I'm a sleep deprived mother of a newborn and two toddlers but I think this is the funniest post in a long time!!! I keep picturing this wreck as a Jim Henson style muppet.
@Just Andrea -- I am now wiping Coke Zero off my monitor. Thanks a lot. ;)
I have been reading CW for too long because I'm seeing Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts -- now with nipples!
Frumpy Puffball Butts for President!
All the nominees are laughable, but Frumpy Puffball Butts is actually funny!
;-) Commiserations to all Americans on whatever semi-animate object does get elected...we're not really laughing at you, just trying to cover up the retching and crying. When it all gets too much, come to Australia! Our democracy is equally *^$%#, but we got rid of the semi-automatic weapons, so now we have to drink ourselves to death!
But is Mr. Frumpy really American. The little sash he is wearing features an Eiffel Tower. His loyalties may be with French pastries. Is there any proof he came from an American bakery. Where is Mr Frumpy Puffball Butts birth certificate?
In a WTFrosting campaign, Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts stand out for his good taste. Have your cake and vote for it too!
That guy is so cute! His name isn't Frumpy Puffball Butts at all. It's Cakey McCakeface, and he's all dressed up for the wedding. He's looking a little anxious because he's got a 3-way debate with Trump & Clinton after that, but he's bound to win. All he needs to do is say nothing and look adorable. Cakey for President!
make buttercream great again
I can't believe someone didn't think of:
CAKIER TOGETHER!
I'm HYSTERICAL w/laughter! You're right Jen... we need a thumbs up/thumbs down for this set of comments. Too, too funny and I have to add - I like the cake for Pres, more than I do either one of the candidates. Just sayin'
MaryO1230
Frumpier than Hilary Clinton
Puffier than Donald Trump's hair
No butts about it!
It might be because Im a Brit but I thought why are there bollocks all round that??
Cake or death?
Choose cake —
Vote for Mr. Frumpy Puffball Butts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFyuhTwi_OE
"Better Than What We've Got Now"?? Too harsh?
I just want to say, it's been six days... and I'm STILL finding myself thinking "Vote for Frumpy Puffball Butts!" at odd moments and laughing out loud. This one has staying power...
Of all the suggestions, I'd vote for "Make America Sweet Again" because I'm tired of all the vitriol in the real campaign, and something just nice for Mr. Butts/Balls would be so refreshing. I'm with Butts/Balls!
@ just Andrea -- your comment gets MY vote!
Here are some slogan ideas:
1.The American home-bakers' dream is dead. Let's bring it back to life again and put bakeries across the nation out of business!
2.A lot of Americans just buy "fancy occasion" cakes, instead of making them themselves. Let's help them bake and decorate their own cakes again!
The BUTTer candidate!FRUMPY FOR PRESIDENT 2024!!
i'm so sorry. this is an ancient post. and i only saw it because it showed up in the little "wait, there's more!" thumbnail thingies underneath today's post.
and, from the itty bitty thumbnail picture, all i could think was, "who ordered a wreck of Sam the Eagle muppetry?" and then i clicked on it, and It. Is. A. Wedding. Cake.
so i had to share this experience with all the other Wreckies out there, even tho it's all "Holy Undead Comments Section, Batman!"
What a great president this cake would have made... sigh...