Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Cake all looks the same in your belly
Okay, I LOVE "Leave Blank for Message" and "This May Have Fallen on the Floor."
Mine:
Sublimate Your Rage!!!
Smoke Brea
Just Do It.
It tastes better than it looks!
You know I'm cheap.
The best you deserve.
Can't please you anyway.
It's better to taste good than to look good.
"Tastes better than a Beanie Baby"
"Here"
"A Cake"
"WRECK Happens"
Courtesy of Sleep Talkin' Man:
It's cake o'clock! All day long...
Cake-a-doodle-doo! It's cake for breakfast!
The cake! It's using its Jedi mind tricks to make itself irresistible to me!
Must have the soft icing!
wv: soarl; I promise not to be a soarl oozer.
"This cake intentionally left blank"
"Don't let them throw me in the trash!"
"I like life's failures to be all-encompassing."
"Because The Last Time
Sue Volunteered for
Desserts Not Everyone
Made It Out Alive...
RIP Arthur"
"Beauty is on the inside"
(Though with a Wreck, you never know...)
It's what's on the inside that counts.
WV: deftmood: That cake put me into a deftmood.
Lets 'face' it. If you could do beter you're self, would you even bee browsing hear? I think, not.
"Like you could do any better."
"Hey, don't judge me!"
It's the least I could do.
"It all looks the same when it comes out anyway"
Coming late to the party, with no time to read all 200+ comments, I submit:
It is Chocolate
Not a Lie [at least ONE person will get this]
and It Called Me
One side will make you grow taller... and the other side will make you grow shorter
"It's Sunday and I Ran Out of Alcohol Last Night"
You know you want me.
I was drunk. Very, very drunk.
Eru
I really need this job to pay for cake decorator lessons.
"It doesn't matter how it looks in the end!!"
Does it really matter?
"They were going to throw it away"
(A total lie, of course. If wrecky cakes were thrown away then we wouldn't have this website. But not everyone needs to know that, and if they do they'll play along because hey, it's cake.)
Iz gonna tastee lyke crap 2
Tastes GR8!
Label with a word combination of cake and crack:
"Cack"
(Doubles as the sound you make when you think about eating such a thing.)
I was hungry, I saw cake.
"You can eat it too!"
"I look fabulous in candle light."
"Oh Well"
"Whatever"
"Perfection is overrated"
"Twice the Cake - Half the Clever Inscription"
"Nothing beats a Crack Cake!"
Because they were all out of Augustus-flavored chocolate-coated gloop...
So I could put it on cake wrecks(the cake would say: Cake recks here I come!)
Hunger beats taste, in both senses!
"I was tired."
"No assembly required."
"Show how much you care."
Less Filling!
(Remember the days of "Tastes Great! vs. "Less Filling!"?...)
"No extra charge for bandaid"
"free set of steak knives inside"
"Contains vitamin C A K & E"
"This could look worse"
"At least it's just brown icing"
"sprinkles are extra and times are tough"
"You know you want me"
Its not *my* birthday but its somebody's. One can't celebrate a random unknown person's birthday without cake!
It all looks the same in the stomach anyway!
Because you want a cakewreck book.
It's all cake to me!
(P.S. I think this may be my fav cake wreck ever. This would soooo go over big time with my family! I may actually order this for the next big get together.)
"carrot jockey"
They'll never ask you to pick up the cake again!
It was pre-disastered (World According to Garp)