Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Carpe laganum
Crunchy Frog
"Mom told you to taste everything"
Double dog dare!
And it tastes bad too!
or in true wrecker lingo
"N it tatses bad two"
Because the crack matches my husband's crack!
beware the wombats
or
OMG whats that behind you?!?!
"We won't judge."
"We won't judge."
"We've all been there."
Could be worse, could be raining...
"It's just easier."
"Crack kills
and cuts the price of this cake in half"
"Have Some Icing With Your Cake...Wreck!"
"Bite me". Or would that actually be good on a cake? Never mind!
nice and simple: "meh?"
"suck it trebek" AHAHAHA!
(pairs niceley with the 2nd comment about "therapist")
heeheeee! just made my day :)
-moochmom
Think "ohana." Its broken...but still good.
Kelli
Earthquake Special.
"Optional alien inside non-negotiable"
I mean, hey, it could have been your tattoo.
Well dear I am sorry...the gal said cake decorating just isn't all its cracked up to be...and well you did say I shouldn't have...
Like YOU Could Do Better
Too late - I was out of town! But mine:
(Blank inside)
Okay, I haven't read every post ... I didn't see it on your honorable mention list ... didn't anyone say:
SPLIT HAPPENS
Mrs_Lane_E_Us
I'm on a high fiber diet and I noticed there was some lint on the frosting.
Dear JaneBabes,
Your 'suck it Trebek' made me unreasonably happy. Thank you.
Bite me.
Have a happy bris!
Another birthday. Big whoop.
Cake...it's what's for dinner.
At least it's not made of g**d**m cupcakes.
"At least you tried."
Best Simpson's cake ever
Ma!
They beat me here.
Without the frosting, I'm licked.
Now with less zombie virus!
Rhubard was never meant to be eaten by humans anyways ;)
Nice photos by the way, visit my blog as well.
http://averagepeta.blogspot.com/
Ce n'est pas un gâteau.
OH! This is my submission! How glorious.
The story: it was our friend Tom's birthday and we had an improv show that evening and deemed it appropriate to buy cake. We could have bought him a nice cake but let's be honest, half-drunk comedians don't appreciate that sort of stuff. They did however appreciate this wreck. Happy Half Price Birthday, Tom.
My shift ends in fifteen minutes! (I've worked at grocery store bakeries, and it's SO true!)
"U R really old"
"Oh no I did her again"
"I'm half baked"
"try me"
"Don't panic"
"I improvised"
"amateur psshh"
"it's better than your sex"
"I want a divorce"
"never say never"
"what's the worst that can happen?"
Because the cupcakes were too expensive...
Jayde
"In case of contact with eyes, rinse immediately with plenty of water and seek medical advice."
put the pichforks down.... aaahhh! their going for the torches!!!!!!!!
"at least 1% edible!"
They're just gonna EAT it Anyways!
Nora
"I hate birthday boys."
"Take home unadoptables."
"Sorry - no refunds."
It could have been a flaming poo squirrel CCC. That was the other option.
"Look, it was this or DEATH! Would you want me to die?" "Yes, if you buy any other cake for me again." "Oh."
Or...
"The voice told me to."
Or...
"Almost certainly guaranteed to be (sort of) non-poisonous. Unless you count bleach."
The dog ate the other one.