Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
"Buy Me", "See you at midnight, Fatty", "Because cooking is lame".
I'm on my period.
F__k it.
My girlfriend dumped me.
Can anybody find somebody to love me?
You will eat this, and you WILL like it.
The voices told me to
Celebrating two years in Weight Watchers.
"Why not?"
"Shhh... don't look now, but the baker behind the counter is a Wreckerator in disguise and is planning on dousing me with sprinkles then impaling me with flotsam if I don't get sold by this evening. Please, if you have any decency -- NO, don't look up, you're acting suspicious!! Just slowly pick me up and carry me to the register..."
In the words of Sir Edmund Hillary, "Because it was there."
In such a rich country there's something wrong with skinny people.
Sorry to hear you have diabetes.
(better yet)
Sory to here U have daibeets.
The sugar coma will help mask your internal pain.
Its not about "looks"
You aren't going to eat your vegetables anyway.
The nicest thing my husband's first boss ever said to him about one of his submissions was "Well, it's not crap." That would look good on a cake.
Its not about "looks"
My contribution: " This is NOT the Cake you are looking for ... " how DO you write that in a creepy Jedi kinda way?
Most customers don't get sick!
"Easier than Sex..."
I dropped it on purpose.
Your ex is still more pathetic.
"Featured in Cake Wrecks!"
"Better for the environment than other oils"
"Dessert: Don't come home without it!"
Epcot.
~mandi
I can't decide between:
"Tastes better than Looks"
or
"Better than nothing!"
"You were gonna do the what with who now?!! For how many cookies!!!??"
Pink is his favorite color.
There's always bundt cake.
Still tastes the same
"Cake: Now available in Shabby Chic"
The piping bag was closer than my smoothing spatula.
It looked so sad, just sitting there
"You're past diets"
"Just take it, I'm diabetic"
"just eat it"
"dessert of champions"
"the other white cake"
yeah that's all I got ooh yet another good one "this is the best I got"
-Liz
I don't really like you that much.
Because you're the fat kid that loves cake
My kid smashed it.
As long as it's chocolate...
I'd like to see YOU try.
I got it Target (or WalMart...whichever seems worse to you)
Lost in Translation.
I'm sweet AND rich, a combination rarely made.
"The devil's food made me do it!"
"Cake made with love!"
...
It'll form a turd.
It wasn't worth the effort.
"Cake, all it's cracked up to be, and more!"
"drown your sorrows in frosting"
It's not like your diet was working anyway.
It's what's inside that counts.
It won't make you puke.
It will look worse coming out anyway...
"We don't like you that much, anyway..."
GroovySooz
WV "sione": if you sione cakewreck, you want to see them all!
Happy National Plumber's Day!!
Would you rather have liver?
Bite me.
You should have seen the other "cakes"
"Take Me To Your Leader"
"Quick--eat the evidence!"
"Not My Best Effort"
I Just Put in my Two Weeks at the Bakery so Here's Your Cake"