Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
"1/2 Price and 1/2 Calories!"
"It's the fault line from an EARTHQUAKE of flavor inside!"
In the immortal words of Warden Gad Hassan from The Mummy, "No more goat soup."
Fig Newton without the fruit
"insatiabler"
Look at me!
I'm sorry I ate your PMS chocolate stash
He didn't deserve you anyway
Tasty Cake
"This is the best cleavage you'll see all day."
It will still taste good.
Doesn't _someone_ have to point out that they also put the "50% off" CORNER sticker in the wrong corner?
I want to see a cake that says "it jumped into the cart"!
5 Second Rule!
"No one else has the heart to tell you, your baking blows."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"Leave Blank for Message"
"Guess who just fininshed a Wilton class at the rec center!"
"Cat Food on the Jello!"
(Long story!)
"at least it's not moldy"
Hey I love rhubarb pie! :)
How about: It was half off AND I love roses that vaguely resemble pink Christmas lights! Festive!
It's cute & sweet, but not a puppy.
"It's only a flesh wound!"
"I'm Sorry I Said Those Jeans Make You Look Fat."
It was this or Hallmark.
"This is my 5th fake birthday of the week.. I give up." ~Kristen
It's your fault.
(note: the epicenter of a Cakequake.)
"Seize the moment...remember all the women who waved off the desert cart on the Titanic!"
"Because... I love you???"
Question marks intended.
Deep, down inside of me, I'm good!
i felt a binge coming on. i need a fork.
This May Have Fallen On The Floor
Think "Jersey Shore" and this cake automatically looks better.
"It's Better Than
Whatever
<------- That Is"
Think "Jersey Shore" and this cake automatically looks better.
If you made this yourself, you'd have to take the blame.
"if you think this is bad, you should see what Didn't make it to the shelf."
You <3 "Cake"!
Eat your sadness away with cake
Think "Jersey Shore" and this cake automatically looks better.
"Possibly not worth saving your fork for."
"Better for you than the other kind of crack."
"Boobquake worked!"
"It's what's inside that counts"
"Try harder."
Seriously, folks. Try harder!
Aren't we supposed to try to be well-ROUNDED??
Aunt Granny
I'm sure it's not original to the bakery I worked it, but on Valentines when one (or more) of the heart shaped fudge cakes would break coming out of the mold, we'd make them into broken heart cakes. I think they might have sold faster than the unbroken ones :)
Frosted During An Earthquake
I don't like you anyway
I just wanted cake
It's a Cake!!!
Happy Bir
"'I am nutritious.' - The cake is a liar."
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"Reduced For Quick Sale"
or
"$5.99" (struck through or partialy scraped off) "$3.99"
Because it's two minutes till quitting time.
Half the price... all the shame.