Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
Well SOMEBODY had to buy me a birthday cake!!
Well SOMEBODY had to buy me a birthday cake since you forgot!!
Reverse psychology
"It" has a crack in it!
"Honey", I'm having an affair, but I still love you too.
Five second rule
You are getting hungry, veeery hungry.
at least it's not poisonous!
i bet a lot more of delicious chocolate cake inside. . .yum yum yum
Hey it was chocolate
It made me feel better about myself!
Eat it, you know you want to!
"well... you gotta pay for something THIS bad..."
I was gunna get a card but this tastes better.
I was too lazy to make one myself.
I didn't say I was sharing.
Cake? What cake? This is not the cake you seek!
"This cake could make Chuck Norris cry."
"In this economy, can you really afford to splurge on a well-decorated cake?"
Cake for cake's sake
Haley Lacey:
"It's cake, you need a better reason"
At least you didn't have to make it
What do you expect for $8.99
This was the best one they had
If you dont buy me i go in the trash and kids in Africa are starving!
Guilt alway works!
it should taste ok I guess
I have a few, from California...
It's all your fault!
Let's split hairs!
It was only a 3.7 on the Richter Scale.
You crack me up!
You look younger than the cake!
Sorry about your break up.
It's Walmart...what were you expecting
I work at Walmart as a cake decorator and that is what I honestly always think when I make a crappy cake :)
--Nicole
"It followed me home."
~Keri
If you're not first, you're last.
SLS
The low road.
or
It's a lie.
a step above a poke in the eye with a sharp stick, one step below a bag of icing ontop of a cookie.
"insert funny line here."
Because I didn't have enough for the were-bunny cake. -Andrea W-
You can't have your cake spelled right and eat it too.
-Donna W.
It matched my dress.
When you care enough to send the very best...
Its all its cracked up to be
You know you want this cake so you can send it to Cake Wrecks.
I thought it was slimming!
Like you could do better.
Say hello to my leetle friend!
"bite me"
or
"will power is overrated"
When it comes to frosting, literacy is optional.
"Because breaking up by text message is tacky..."
The ice cream is on the other side of the store.
Because I was nauseated and the pink icing reminded me of Pepto-Bismol.
It was 4:45pm when I started this, and they don't pay overtime...
why waste good cake?
Mongo like cake! (What??? I would buy a cake that said that!)
still tastes like cake
Crackatation Situation!
My one liner...
"It STILL tastes good!"
or
"It STILL tastes like cake!"
The worse it looks the more cake will be left for you after your party!
Here's a diabetic coma just waiting to happen.