Why On Earth Did You Buy THAT?
July 30, 2010 
Well, ok, then.
"It beats jello"
"95% of diets fail anyway"
"Cheaper than therapy"
"It was this or rhubarb pie."
"The end MIGHT be nigh"
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Only $5.20 on Amazon! Woot! Stock up!Now, quick, go BE FUNNY. Chop chop!
UPDATE: Here are some of my favorite entries so far, in case you don't feel like scrolling through the 1000+ comments:
"Think of the laughs you'll get" - Anony 10:09
"You could always send this to Cake Wrecks" - TechyDad
"Eatable" - Kathyrn R.
"Mostly Harmless" - Cat Beiber
"Get Used To Disappointment" - Lynn
"My Other Cake Has A Witty Saying On It" - Tessa Beers
"D***n it, Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a cake decorator!" - Becky@whatslifewithoutwhimsy
"It's not as old as it looks" - Jen (3:44pm)
"I quit" - Donna
"It was this or death" - M.A.
"Think of the children" - Tracy
"Like you could do any better." - Tami
"The bananas in your cart look lonely." - Charlie's Mom
"As seen on Cake Wrecks!" - Ashley
"We only would have screwed up your custom cake order, anyway." - Julie
"Don't act like you've never settled before." - Bryan & Jessica
"In some foreign countries this is actually a compliment." - Dolores
"Suck it, Trebek." - Janebabes
Reader Comments (1396)
"Suck it, Trebek"
Because pink is my favorite flavor of icing.
The crack lets calories leak out.
For the same reason I bought the dress I'm wearing to the party.
"It reminded me of you"
Kathy D.
I saw this and I thought of you.
No one's perfect.
Taste is all that matters.
50% off and free crack!
"Hey! There are starving children around the world that would LOVE to eat this cake. Do NOT let it go to waste! Underneat that love mom"
Pick me and all your wildest dreams will come true.
"Poured blood, sweet, and tears into this thing"
"the only job I could get outta jail was baking cakes"
-Cindy
"Eat me!"
"I have no idea."
Baby got crack
"Because I have a savior complex"
Kathy D.
because I said so!
"Because I cared just thismuch"
Because I said so!
'This is not a cake.'
Hey you, yeah you, you know you want me. Take me home baby
lots of flowers = lots of frosting
enough said
Could be chocolate.
Could be vanilla.
Only YOU will know!
"I never *could* resist a sale!"
Kathy D.
"They ran out of sprinkles."
"I said I wanted steaks, but they gave me this instead."
"The end MIGHT be pie (that's why this is cake)"
"had2 pay by ABC" (I had to pay by the letter.)
"You're not phat, you're obese, yo!"
"I'm sorry. I forgot."
"YAY"
"It tastes better this time, I promise! :)"
That's all I got.
Sold out of chocolate
Cake...keeping people from killing their house guests since 1635.
"As seen on Cake Wrecks"
How 'bout "We're already fat anyway"?
If you squint your eyes it looks better.
Because the new generation of carrot jockeys need pink rides!
Happy Earthquake Day!!!
Just eat it and shut up
It won't make you barf! I promise!
Tracy O
Holy things...over a 1000 comments. Well I'm not gonna read them all till later so I'm hoping no one else has suggested to that your wreckarator put ..
"because I can".
Corina
Please put me out of my misery
May Contain Sugar
"I dropped the homemade one."
'It was this or a thimble.'
Why on earth did you buy THAT?..."Somebody had to"
Because it's still cake!
Gina C
Crackalicious
When you live alone, it doesn't matter what the cake says!
I live alone, and the cats can't read. Cake is cake.
"[Good] cake is a lie" -Portal
I'm such a nerd
[After getting home from work, I was caulking the windows outside the house - not entirely unlike decorating a cake, mind you (except for the taste...) when I had another brain(?)storm]
"At $7.50 an hour, what do you expect?"
Although true wreckerator style would be:
"At $7.50 a nower, what do you accept," (long live the comma)
[same deal as before regards the book and my mother-in-law]
Scott Dempsey
Saw this cake and thought of you.
Sincerly,
your Mother In Law
(bonus points if done in chatspeak. :P)
The escort service was having a half price special too, and I thought they'd go good together.
"I'm Drunk."
OR
"It was my turn 2 bring cake."
OR
"Happy Half-Birthday."
It's just for my mother-in-law.
It's just for my mother-in-law.
All cake tastes the same when the lights are out.
My thoughts so far:
"You know you want it"
"'Cause cake is tasty!"
"It's easier than making your own"
"For the love of cake!"
"I'm going to count to 3, and when you wake up, you will buy this cake"
"It doesn't matter what it looks like; it all tastes the same, anyway"
"For revenge"
or:
"Because I only love 50% of you"
Kathy D.
WV: holyzies -- Holyzies, Batman, get a load of that cake wreck!
Hey, at least I tried.