John's Birthday Suit
November 2, 2010 It's my birthdy! And by "my" I mean it's john (the hubby of Jen)'s birthay. Granted, I don't usually speak of myself in the third person (unless I'm in the midst of seduction [which, admittedly, rarely works (but John never knows unless he tries!)])...but...um...where was I?
Oh, yeah: It's my birhday!
I originally wanted to write about those Canadian Nazi carrots you can buy at Epcot, but then I figured I'd just show you a bunch of misspelled cakes, so my own misspellings look international. Because I'm crazy like that. And giving. Yep, John's a giver.
[eyebrow waggle]
I believe it's spelled "Shirk." And since I did avoid seeing the last movie, this kind of works.Isn't this called an oxymaroon?
Although if you roll the "r" while reading it out loud, you'll sound just like Sherk! Go on. Try it.This one also seems a little contradictionary:
"Stop that right this second! Don't make me pull this event over!"And since you long-time Wreckies know how fond I am of Earth Day cakes...
Listen! Do you smell Epcot?And finally, this is not a cake, but I've gotta say...
...I pay way more for Jen's pasties.Hm? What's this? Jen's telling me "pasties" are also British meat pies.
John thinks she's trying to tell him something. [eyebrow waggle]
John also would like to know why Jen rolls her eyes so much.
[duckface]
[Barry White music]
Awwww yeahhh. Mmmmmmm, baaaby. John knows what you want:
In fact, because I'm such a giver, we're going to give stuff away every day this week, with even *more* give-aways on Facebook. Who loves me? Who is it? Oh yeah, it's you. Mmmhmmm. Happy briday to ME.
Check tomorrow's post for the winner's names, and also for your next chance to win stuff. Also watch the CW Facebook page this week for more chances to win exclusive CW pin packs and assorted goodies.
Reader Comments (768)
I'd say you deserve some 'sexxaaay tiamme' that doesn't include reading over 600 comments!
Agreed? Go ahead, cease the moment!
Happy Birthday John, you're so sexy you make my teeth sweat!
Love, yet another, Jenn....
HBPPY BIRLHDAY, John! Your Awsome!!
Bon anniversaire John! (from the France portion of Epcot)
Other posters have raised a good question,
So if I may make a suggestion:
For an edible pasty
That's both cheap and tasty,
Just stick Fruit Roll-Ups on her breasts, son.
Happy birthday John! May the farce be with you and Jen and may all the cake wreckerators not destroy your birthday cake if you get one lol.
Happy brithday John!
Happy Birthday! John, I betcha if John makes some awesome Steampunk pasties, Jen would totally wear them for John...........
And my captcha right now is "impailu" which in my head came out as "impale you" which made me laugh hysterically. Because I have a dirty mind.
Pasties are cool... but the lack of pasties are EVEN COOLER! :-X
Happy birthday, John! Hope it's been an awesome day!
Mm. And watch the cat SCRATCH that wall! alockmiller@gmail.net
Late to the party (haha get it, party? Birthday? Oh, come on, it's 12:30 a.m. where I am and I'm loopy), but happy belated one. Side note: Gretchen Wilson wasn't kidding...you can get pasties WAY cheaper at Walmart, and they look the same as the $100 brands.
Speak binary to me, baby:
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Happy Birthday! So fun to share a month! My birthday is Sunday!
Just for you, John: a cute 'n' sexy Birthday Suit video. It even has cake in it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gYZifDZF4Y
Now if only some talented person would do a Sunday Sweet version of this video . . .
HIPY PAPY BTHETHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY - that is Owlish for "Many Happy Returns of the Day", at least it is according to Owl (from Winnie the Pooh), who should know, after all.
I thought the "Greet Job" cake was for the new hire at Wal-Mart. "Hello, and welcome to your new job as customer greeter. Have some cake and do a 'greet' job!" heh heh
Finally, I can think of nothing sexier than the title of this post, which I just saw... "John's Birthday Suit"... snort... giggle... yes, Jen is a lucky, lucky woman. :)
Your grate. Hapypy Mirthday. Eye hope you choose the bestest comments or urine trouble! BTW - Can you hook us up with some more steam or zombie Sunday Sweets?
Sexy, sexy...I love the tenor the most. I think Bill Clinton plays alto and tenor - is that bi-sexy?
Happy Birthday!
Sarah W.
Technically I'm belated, because I live in Australia so posts are always a day behind, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway! :)
Half a hippy barthday!
Happy birthday, John! Great post! :)
"Hapy Bithday" (in red)
"JOhn" (black, undelined)
pic sexy lady in 'lon-juray' (Stacy, pls check spelling, thx)
Your so kind to give something away for you're birtdhay!
This post had me laughhing so hard that I thought I would choke!
Hope you're day was grrreet!
I love how the Wreckerator of CW1 has obviously started to spell it "Shr...oh dang, need to fix that, I'll just add a wobbly line at the bottom of the r and another in the middle - there, it's an e, no-one's gonna notice!".
Crape the diem, John!
MC from NZ
WV: wow, dese are some miessi cakewreks!
I don't even know how to sex an E - with those three lines, they all look male to me ;)
Donald
Happy Birthday!
What a coincidence, I just had pasties last night! And I had some meat pies too!
And that's about as sexy as you get from one guy to another. And if you are thinking to yourself, "that was kind of a let down," that's what she said.
Birthday Streeeeeeak!....
... of frosting on my keyboard as I dropped cake from my fork whilst giggling over your post. Hapy Brithday. Hope it brings you much frivolity, and pasties of whichever variety most floats your boat.
:)
happy birthday john!
i love your featured cakes. i thought you can only spoof those stuff on shirts. i really laughed upon seeing the spoofed photograph cakes. specially the "greet job".
happy birthday john!
i love your featured cakes. i thought you can only spoof those stuff on shirts. i really laughed upon seeing the spoofed photograph cakes. specially the "greet job".
Exactly how sexy must the comment be to win?
'Cause I'm pretty good at the ole eyebrow waggle, too, and I've been known to do a palpitation-inducing eyelash flutter, too!
If only I could be prosaically more sexy :( Perhaps next time :)
In any event: Happy Birthday, John!!
A secksy post for a sexi dude. Hapy brithda, may it be ful of pasts.
...belated, anyway.
It's a shame the 2010 cake is wrong -- the lettering is lovely!
Happy birthday John, bet it was greet! And yes, that was international.
Ps, I'll see you one eyebrow waggle, and raise you a pastie.
Happy Birthday!
In Cornwall they do it with a crimped edge, yeah baby! How's that for sexy ;)
...What do you mean meat and potatoes in pastry doesn't do it for ya? It's totally hot!
Cornish pasties are the best, you can get 'em with just about any filling over here in Blighty. Mmmmm pasties...
Happy Birthday! Please include me in your giveaway. Thank you!!
the sexiest two
Ooooh yeeeaaahh John, right now I'm wearing nothing but a plastic Spiderman head, because I know that's your favorite. You bring the frosting and I'll bring the brown food coloring. Mmmmm, yeah I wanna see you as naked as a carrot jockey. Bring on the edible paper lingerie! Also, it's cool if your wife watches as long as she doesn't correct the spelling on my "Awesum" tattoo.
Happy Birthday Mr. President. I mean, John, and not Kennedy. That should qualify is second-sexiest, right?
Meghan the Smith
My town is very Welsh, and our green pastor was talking about his new-found favorite food ... of course, pronounced "paste-ee."
whoops!
Happy Birth Month, John! Mine is the 9th :)
Lauren
Not wanting to be sexy, BUT, have you two seen Raising Hope yet? Just love your contradictionary.......they have one word each episode; let's see, Halloween's was "deceitery"! Hahahahaha!!!
ncd1011@verizon.net
A day late, but I was trying to think of something sexy....didn't happen.
Anyway, I'll sing you a song I wrote:
Happy Birthday! Now you're one year older. Happy Birthday! You made a trip around the sun. Happy Birthday! Your good friends have all gathered. Let's shower you with presents, cut the cake, and have some fun!
Or, if you're tired of cake:
♪ Let's shower you with presents, the rest of your life has just begun. ♫
WV: tingel
I just tingel with excitement at the thought of Melvira singing you their version of Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
(That's my #1 choice for sexiest post.)
Sharon's Edible Art
Is that a piping bag or are you just happy to see me?....
Oh, it is a piping bag. Um, ok. Oops.
Happy Birthday! This post is pretty much hilarious, as per usual.
Happy Birthday John! May there be many "pasties" in your future!
(o)(o)
Awesome! I especially like the school one - glad to see the educators are sooo intelligent themselves. /sarcasm. :P
Oh - and Happy Birthday, dude. ;)
I WANTS BOOK! GIVE TO ME.
Also, Harpy Bifdae!
'greet job' works if you use a Scottish accent