Bring the Sledge Hammer, Miley

We're flawed, you maimed our hearts in vain

Pink lumps - never gonna fly.

The gist is, well... you just can't spell

We're cakes no one's gonna buy.

Don't you ever say, we'll sell anyway

I don't have any legs.

I can't tell a lie: you used too much dye

Smiles will always haunt you.

You came in and you wrecked us all!

And now we're just so hard to love!

All the kids who see us start to bawl!

Why'd you have to make us
wre-e-ec-ky?

Yeah, you wre-e-eck meee!

Thanks to Andi C., Cheryl F., Gemma J., Dylan S., Karen B., Ann L., Mikayla S., Nicole H., Ruth B., Lesley W. & Apryl K., who managed to find an updated cake of Miley's new look:

(Hey, Miley, cake got your tongue?)

PS - If you're looking to listen to the real song for comparison, I highly recommend this video. (NSFW, but so, so funny.)

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Billy Ray Cyrus

Don't bake a heart
A pink cupcakey heart
The frosting's more than I can stand
And if you bake a heart
A pink, cupcakey heart
I might throw up in this here pan.

Carly Rae Jepsen

Hey! I don't get this.
But it looks crazy.
It's NOT a handset.
Banana maybe?

And of course, Sheb Wooley!

It was a one-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby.
(One-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby...)
One-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby
Sure looked strange to me!

Oh yeah! You're gonna be hearing that ALL DAY!

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Like:

Veggie Tales

Oh, where is my airbrush?
I care for my airbrush.
I have to spray a bit more over theeeerrrrre...
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The Wizard of OZ

We represent
the lollipops killed...
The lollipops killed..
The lollipops killed.
We represent the lollipops killlllllllllled.
Why'd you stick us on here unwrapped, man?

And everyone's favorite:
Disney!

It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled, mauled World!

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It's wrecky and you know it!
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Repetitive thanks to Lisa B., Alissa, J., Anony M., Christina B., Kendra, Karen, and Andrea B., for supplying us with the source of madness, and a special thanks to Mr. Chekov, who had the worst ear worm of all.