Songs of the Earworm
January 3, 2014 Fresh from their success with "Fridge Full of Stubbled Otter", the makers of Pan-tastic and Pan-Wow bring you:
Songs of the Earworm!®
A 14 CD set of ALL those songs you hate but will never, ever forget!
Including:
Billy Ray Cyrus
;)
Don't bake a heart
A pink cupcakey heart
The frosting's more than I can stand
And if you bake a heart
A pink, cupcakey heart
I might throw up in this here pan.
Carly Rae Jepsen
;)
Hey! I don't get this.
But it looks crazy.
It's NOT a handset.
Banana maybe?
And of course, Sheb Wooley!
;)
It was a one-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby.
(One-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby...)
One-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby
Sure looked strange to me!
Oh yeah! You're gonna be hearing that ALL DAY!
There's even something for kids!
Like:
Veggie Tales
;)
Oh, where is my airbrush?
I care for my airbrush.
I have to spray a bit more over theeeerrrrre...
With my airbrush!
The Wizard of OZ
;)
We represent
the lollipops killed...
The lollipops killed..
The lollipops killed.
We represent the lollipops killlllllllllled.
Why'd you stick us on here unwrapped, man?
And everyone's favorite:
Disney!
;)
It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled world after all!
It's a mauled, mauled World!
Just repeat that in your head 200 more times! Now you're getting it!
So order yours today! Operators are standing by...
;)
It's wrecky and you know it!
It's wrecky and you know it!
(Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle sprinkle, yeah.
Sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle, sprinkle sprinkle, yeah.)
Repetitive thanks to Lisa B., Alissa, J., Anony M., Christina B., Kendra, Karen, and Andrea B., for supplying us with the source of madness, and a special thanks to Mr. Chekov, who had the worst ear worm of all.
Reader Comments (56)
You are truly, truly awesome.
Damn that baby one is the stuff of nightmares D: the rest just make wonder...
Yet another awesome post! Almost helped me forget about the death-plague :D
Sharyn, You must be the world champion at Mad Gabs. You are incredibly talented. Or related to Weird Al Yankovic. You should really write some new hits with him.
Please, oh PLEASE! Someone feel challenged to make a YouTube video out of this. If I had the time and the talent, I'd do it myself.
I will indeed be hearing "One-armed, Unborn, Fondant Covered Creepy Baby" all day,
and I'll be enjoying it!
Sharyn: Know that you will be cursed by people like me all day for creating such masterful ear worms. I've got one stuck right now, in fact. The rest will be cursing the creator of that horrid baby cake and looking for eye bleach.
I had to blow up the second picture of the banana phone in a sauna to realize that part of the cake was gone. I thought the wreckerator had reached the "demarcation line of no return" and suddenly stopped decorating. This is what happens when I look at Cake Wrecks first thing in the morning.
When I saw that last cake, I thought the operators were standing by to fling themselves off the top of the building at the sight of such a mess. Even if it does have sprinkles.
Oh god that baby. Oh sweet Jesus god that baby. Oh Mary mother of god if I saw that thing under my bed or crawling up out of the toilet I would die. I mean like super die. Like my heart would just go or something.
And just like that-
tear-laden laughter.
Thank you.
My favorite is the "It's a mauled world" one -- that song is the worst earworm ever and this version made me laugh out loud.
"One-armed, unborn, fondant covered creepy baby" is AWESOME. Way better that the real song, and I will sing it frequently on purpose just for the laughs.
The last one looks like it says "Happy the Birthday." It must be the sprinkles.
Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring, Bananaphone...
Love the Mr. Chekov reference! Thanks Sharyn!
Reminds me of the segment on "Who's Line Is It Anyway?" where they do random songs based on an audience members' occupation. "This 4 CD set, yours for only $59.99!" and great VeggieTales reference--we all know they're funnier to adults than kids, right?
This is like "Distilled awesomeness of Sharyn x 10000." Like like like!
Seriously. What Tracy said. You are really good at this. Weird Al should ask you to open for him.
Love the Star Trek reference, Thanks! (But not for the earworms. Must go wash my brain now.)
hahahahahhaha...tooooooooooo funny! You've found your calling, Sharyn, and I'm so glad your answered! And Sheb Wooley...a real "blast from the past"! Thanks for the fun!
My thoughts as I scrolled through the last cake - "at least they got sprinkles"!!! LOL
Why am I not "hearing" the last one? Sprinkles, sprinkles, sprinkles? /turns in geek card for not being worthy
Top half says "Bear paws,"
but bottom half says "Texas" -
Such untamed heartache.
It took me a moment to actually realize that there were balloons and writing on the airbrushed cake. Now why would you go to all the trouble of putting things on a cake then airbrush over them until you couldn't see them? Of course, if I had a nickle for every time I asked "Why?" on CW then I would be a very rich woman.
Brilliant as usual, Sharyn!
I was trying to figure out what the strange lumps were on the airbrushed cake. When I enlarged it, I finally figured out that it was balloons and "Happy Birthday" written on the cake. Why did they put them on first and airbrush them too?
I'm wondering if the Disney cake could have used a "Wizard of Oz" treatment?
I'm meeelllllting! What a world, what a world....
@Sharyn - *standing slow clap* Genius.
Happy Veggie Tales Reference!
The creepy baby is going to haunt me. I'm thinking that might be a banana shaped phone.
Veggie Tales reference -- awesome! Thanks.
I have just recently discovered your site and I want so much to thank you for doing this. Your blog gives me a great laugh each day. Thank you.
I have to admit, I didn't think "Carly Rae Jepson," I thought, "Raffi: Bananaphone!"
Sharyn~ Brilliant. Absolutely freakin' brilliant.
That is all.
Kim in ID
AAAAUUUURRRRGGGGHHH!!!! The ONE saving grace is the Trek ref; and oh, what I wouldn't GIVE for a phaser to blast those blasted *songs* out of my head forever!!! I just HAD to keep scrolling...!
Disgusting, the lot of them! Good job!
=^-.-^=
Youtube 'bananaphone'. I bet it's supposed to be that. It was a massive novelty hit amongst my students a few years back but still occasionally crops up in conversation. It's deeply annoying like Gangnam Style or What Does The Fox Say? Sort of tech meets fruit meets Alvin and the Chipmunks...
Thanks for the flashback of being stuck on the Small World ride for 30 minutes. Do you know DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIME YOU HEAR THAT SONG?!?!?! I do..... I.... do.
Sharyn wins the Internets today!
Earworm, oh earworm,
Why do you torment me so?
It's a small, small world.
Now that I've stared at the banana phone cake for a while, I think it's one of those cookie cakes that is half eaten. I'm left wondering what the other half of the design might be. Was there another banana phone on the right to match the one on the left? What was the rest of that red and green and white formation? Are we now missing a misspelled message or other deep thoughts from the wreckorator? The world may never know . . .
Wow, these are just wow...
Whoop, that TWoO parody got it backwards. Try "Why DON'T you stick us on here unwrapped, man?"
It's really not a geeky thing, Pametha. If I'm right, this is the song that last one's parodying.
http://youtu.be/LuhCzx7ohyM?t=2m2s
(I took pity on you and didn't link to the music video, it's eye-searing.)
Thanks for the Veggie Tales laugh! You are the master.
Awwww--poor little Tinkerbell!! She looks downright bummed the heck OUT! I can almost hear her thinking: "Magic Mountain, my magic a$$!" =^~.-^=
I really do love you @Sharyn. In a completely non-stalkerish way of course. But...you're killin' me with earworms lady!
The Veggietales one has been stuck in my head aaaaaaaallll day!
As I walk in the bakery this is what I see. (okay!) Tons of colored sugar are staring at me I've got sprinkles on my cake, and I aint afraid to show it(show it, show it, show it.) It's wrecky and you know it.
Also, love the wizard of Oz. <:^)
@Sharyn, awesome, again. Thank you.
@Pamtha - If you're happy and you know it...you probably didn't get one of these cakes. And yes, I deliberately did not link to the Barney version.
I think that last cake says "Happy Bathday". That must be a cake-worthy occasion to some wreckerators... too bad they don't have a worthy cake!
@Pametha - the song is "I'm sexy and I know it" by LMAFO. The video is parts "oh my" & train wreck, but funny as well :P
Happy 1000 pages!
Thanks for the years of laughter, and here's hoping for many more. Happy New Year!
Yay now I have achy breaky heart stuck in my head. I will just share that joy with my husband who I am sure will love you all for it lol. Oh my gosh at that last cake... eeeeeeeeeeeeeek.
I don't know if it's an earworm, but "fondant covered creepy baby" is definitely one helluva tongue-twister!
Your Pal,
Storm
I laughed out loud at the Veggietales one. well done. well done.
Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle - YEAH
also,yes Veggie Tales WIN