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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Hawaiians Weep Tonight

OK, everybody! Sing it with me!


What does
that saaay?

A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh, a wimoweh


In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians weep tonight

In the bakery, the mega bakery

Hawaiians scream in fright.



... flip-flop dismaaaaay.


... Those. Aren't. Okaaaaay.


Near the village, there's lava spillage

They may not last the night...

Near the village, the gummies pillage

Hawaiians flee their plight.



... beach disarraaaaaay.



... throw that awaaaaay.


[wailing and instrumental solo]


Hush my darling, don't dare, my darling

That pineapple's not right...

Hush my darling, don't stare, my darling




Aloha OY! to Anony, Deirdre, Susan K., Melissa V., Lisa & Kate & Rob, Sophie J., Karen H., Alyssa B., Patricia M., Samantha M., And Christy J., for braving their various bakeries to send these to us. It's a jungle out there.


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Because For Easter You Get EXTRA Nipples, That's Why

Don't you just love Easter cakes, minions?

All the icing flowers and pretty patterns, and those springy pastel colors everywhere! Ah!

It's just so beautiful.

And... possibly deceased.


Well, at least Easter eggs are a no-brainer.



Real Talk: I thought this technicolor bunny cake was kinda fun:

Then Lorie told me it's supposed to be a mermaid tail.

::double take::

::head tilt::

::squinty squint::

Yep, still not seeing it. But I AM in the mood to listen to Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat right now. "Bring ME my colored bun! My amazing colored BUN!"

They're singing along on the inside, honest.


For the longest time I couldn't figure out who this cake reminded me of:


Then with Star Wars Celebration last weekend, I finally remembered!






"Mayhap I've said too much."


And finally, a little Easter ditty, to the tune of Silver Bells:

Saggy boooooobs
Saggy boobs!
It's Easter time In the bakery

Ring a ling
Headless screams!
Soon we will see
Nipple playyyyy


Thanks and deepest apologies to Christy F., Jessica G., Lorie B., Lauren L., Chad E., Carolyn S., Laura B., & Jaime J. for helping me get that off my chest.


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