Foot In Mouth
May 8, 2019 It's National No Socks Day!
Time to kick off those shoes and socks and bare our soles! Woohoo!
And what better way to revel in the glory of all our freed tootsies than with a little cake, amirite?
[cranking up Footloose]
Hit it!
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AAAUAUUUGGH!!
I didn't mean LITERALLY!
I have a feeling the rest of these are going to be equally unpleasant, guys, so you, uh, might want to put the coffee down.
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Ooof.
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Arrrrggh.
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Hurk!
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OH COME ON!
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[Breathing deeply through nose]
Maybe if we just scroll faster...
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ACK.
;)
EEEK!
;)
NooOOOOOoooOOOO!!!
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Oh, we're done?
PHEW!
Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?
Thanks to Teya, Jessica M., Breanna, JB, Mike R., Rachel B., Sam H., Anony M., & Anna I. for really socking it to us.
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Reader Comments (15)
What sort of party calls for these types of cakes, other than parties for podiatrists? O_o
Do these bakers think their sole purpose in life is to make wrecks like these? They probably think they really nailed it, but I think they're just a bunch of heels. And these were so disgusting, I think they should have to foot the bill for any therapy I need. Maybe we should have a toe truck haul them away. Next they'll tell us they even named a bump on one of these cakes - Paul Bunion. Well, my work is done here. Arch you glad?
Great DIET cakes! Want a slice?… NOOOOOO!
For SOME odd reason, I just heard a song creeping into my ear... It was a rousing- and possibly "collegiate" -rendition of "Hail! Hail! The Gangrene's Here!"
=^-.-^=
That first one...I've heard of catchy "earworms", but...a FOOTWORM...? Okay, so I'll be hearing "Footloose" all day.... which could have been much worse.
=^-.-^=
WHAT THE......o.0 ???????
The good news is that they smell like cake, not feet :)
goes along with the randomly discovered toe, eh?
I learned the first time that there is NOTHING grosser than a foot cake. Even the pregnancy cakes look more appetizing.
Dr. Pachman's cake has one big bright yellow nail. Shaped kind of like a video-game "ghost".
Missed joke, lost opportunity.
And of course, I'm eating my breakfast when I clicked on today's post.
Come on, the white candles sticking out of the stump are inspired!
But also: hurk! Burn them all! Please?
I usually read CW while I'm eating my lunch at work. SO GLAD I decided to wait until later when I saw what the subject matter was going to be! *insert barfing emoji here!*
Just, just... why?!
I kept thinking they wouldn't get any worse, and then I looked at the next one!
Well no time like the present to start a cake free diet...ewwww lol.