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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Cungrate... Condrag... Gut Job!

Wahooo! SCOOL'S OUT!


Or.... is it?

Not gonna lie: kinda confused right now.


Well, assuming you students aced all your subjects:

(If only they taught USEFUL stuff in school, am I right?)


...then I hear some Congradularons are in order!


Unless you prefer a "Congralulalio" - 'cuz I've got one of those, too:


Eesh. You know, I have so many hundreds of misspelled "congratulations" cakes in the archives I may never post them all. I wonder when bakers decide to just give up completely?

Er, that was rhetorical, guys...


C'mon, now. We have to move on.




What the...!



So, in conclusion:

I think I already did.


Conklenators to Jayne L., Laura A., Debbie M., Bree M., Tammy J., Dara, Candy R., Kristin, Jennifer P., & Kat N. on their stellar wreckporting.


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Reader Comments (11)

Hey, I will have you know that many of the subjects I learned in scool were very USful.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

Many Americans have trouble grasping that there's a lot of US-less stuff in the world.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJoel Polowin

That 2nd cake is perfect for the kid whose gotta go to summer school.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

Perhaps congradularons is the name of those flowers? I wonder if they pair well with nasturtium?

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterTifa

Hey, the "Congratulalio" cake has a similar design to the "I want sprinkles" cake! Same culprit?

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

I think I am going to start using Congratiolations.
Is sounds so fancy.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterJen

Cake #8 I think is supposed to say [Congratulations] at the Moret Group.

May 20, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

School will never be out due to wreckerators keeping the teachers busy lol. Poor teachers.

May 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArleneMarie

Cognruuloins garduwits and hav a grate bumneer.

May 21, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBea

I do like Congralulalio. It just rolls off the tongue.

Conchgratevulsions for this excellent post.

May 22, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterLeina

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