That Crowning Touch
May 6, 2019 Ok, bakers, time to make some princess tiaras!
Now remember, we want them to look like this:
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Because reasons.
And we can only make cupcake cakes (patooie!), because cupcake cakes (patooie!) are just so clean and beautiful and easy to serve:
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[deadpan stare]
Aaaaand... GO.
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[wincing] Oooh, SO CLOSE.
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Less close.
(Am I the only one who sees a star stepping over a puddle?)
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What the...?
No.
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[softly banging head on desk]
NO!!
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I give up.
Let's just go back to making King cakes.
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Perfect.
Thanks to Liz, Chris L., Ann Marie P., Kristin M., Hannah C., Valerie B., & Erich B., who totally rule.
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Reader Comments (12)
Ol Candle-Nose Pikachu there looks very, very sad. Poor Candle-Nose Pikachu.
I find myself wondering what the original crown looked like??
1) & 2) So we start off with something that faintly, vaguely, somewhat resembles a tiara. I guess the flotsam princesses are there to convince us.
3) Which has now morphed into something that resembles a shrubbery.
4) And now is a mutated starfish.
5) And becomes a house where the walls are bulging out at the top. (Sue the contractor).
6) And I give up on this one. Looks more like a tent dress than anything else.
7) But has morphed one more time into a lemony Jabba the Hutt.
8) This looks like the end of Bigfoot's sandal. Who knew he only had three toes like a sloth?
Number 7 looks more like a sad sad Pokemon😢
The second one looks like the "I don't even think you tried at all" meme and the fifth one looks like 9-Volt from WarioWare's helmet.
The last princess cake looks so sad!!! Probably because it's a cupcake cake, and it knows.
Is that King cake serving up some deviled eggs there? A little savory with all that sweet!
That last one - I was wondering who put deviled eggs on a cupcake cake. I mean, it’s already a cupcake cake, so how much worse can it get?
Ah, yes... cupcake cakes. :P
Poor Pikachu got run over.
Most of these remind me of Mr. Bill after he is flattened by a steamroller, run over by a train and then set on fire.. could just be me though lol.
If you wanted a tiara cake, why would you want flotsam princesses on it? Jeez, one or the other, guys. What else are candy jewels for?