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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Now THAT'S Putting A Face On Wreckage

Yesterday a couple of you posted this on the Cake Wrecks' Facebook page:

I'll give you a moment.


Now, I have no idea where it came from, but that's not gonna stop me from jumping on this hilariously traumatizing bandwagon!


Like this:


And this!


And my personal favorite:



Now just one more, because laugh you must.


Thanks to Maya O., Amanda S., Crystal G., Kellie C., & Hannah G. for using the forks.


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Wedding Missed Marks, Vol #348

I'll be honest, I'm not a huge fan of "naked" cakes - ie, the ones with no frosting on the outside.

I mean, first, NO FROSTING, and second, this is literally the best they can possibly look:

Which on the one hand is fine, but on the other, looks like the baker ran out of time, panicked, then pulled an Emperor With No Clothes. "No really, this is the hot new icing trend in wedding cakes! Can't you see it?"

 So if that's the best possible outcome, imagine what chance Stephanie had when she ordered one for her wedding cake.

Or better yet, don't imagine.


Whomp whump.


Next we have this sparkly purple number Alicia ordered for her wedding:

Bakers, here's a tip: Swarovski crystals are not - I repeat, NOT - interchangeable with those molar-cracking BBs people keep insisting are edible:

Also this looks terrible.


And finally, let's take a look at Roberta's wedding wreck, which was supposed to be this pretty tree bark design:


...but instead, just barked.



Thanks to brides Stephanie D., Alicia J., & Roberta H. for branching out today.


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