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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (376)

Wednesday
Jun132018

Sometimes Size Isn't Everything

"Hi, I'd like to order a birthday cake, but I want the lettering to be big. Can you do that?

 

"No, I mean really big."

 

"Hmm, ever done anything bigger?"

 

"Wowza. On second thought, how are you with smaller stuff?

 

"Not bad, not bad - but it's still not working for me. Tell you what, let's skip the writing entirely and just do a mini birthday cake, you know, something small and cute."

 

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Thanks to Sandy C., Jessica S., Katie B., Katrina S., & Meghan B. for the Mickey Mouse operation.

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Friday
May252018

Happy Towel Day!

Hey, hoopy froods, it's Towel Day! This is the day when we celebrate hitchhiking the galaxy, Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters, and, of course, potted petunias.


I wonder if they'll be friends with me?

 

So, grab your towel...

Hey, even the terrible ones have fringe benefits.

 

...and sit back and relax while I serve up something that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike a teapot.
DON'T PANIC.

 

This hypnotized bunny rabbit is mostly harmless.


He may also be a teapot:

But that's pretty improbable.

 

Besides, it could always be worse.

Like so:

My, mister teapot, what an unfortunately colored spout you have.


Hey, here's a tip:

So, in conclusion:

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Oh, and:

"Want to see my spaceship?"

 

Thanks to Cassandra, Tracy B., Amanda Q., Leigh J., Kendra H., and Margaret C., my plastic pals who're fun to be with.

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