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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Missed Marks (387)

Friday
Jul132018

I Bet The Unicorn Wasn't The Only One Crying

You know those unicorn cakes that are all the rage right now? Like this?

(By Rosanna Pansino)

 

Well, this bakery tried to recreate one, and you guys...

It's just sad.

Huh. I always figured unicorn tears would be more glittery.

 

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Megan's baker said she could make these Abby Cadabby cookies:

(By Pink Little Cake)

 

But instead, well, let's just say there were a lot of long faces at the party that day:

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And finally, I think the next baker was trying to make this Tinkerbell cake:

SO CUTE.

 

Er...

 

Brace yourselves.

 

 

"Here's lookin' at you, screaming kid."

 

Thanks to Jean T., Megan P., & Paul P. for that PSA on the dangers of excess eyeliner.

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Monday
Jul022018

The Best iPhone X Cake Wreck Of All Time

So this guy bought his wife an iPhone for her birthday, then decided to get her an iPhone cake to match.

Now, for you Victorian era time travelers and/or space aliens new to Earth, an iPhone looks like this:

I also wanted the rest of you to have that as a reference, because minions,

YOU

ARE

ABOUT

TO

SEE

DOUBLE.

 

Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

P.S. This is one of those cakes that just gets better and better the further you scroll down; by the time I reached "He's surprising his WRITE with an Iphone 10" I was rolling.

 

Thanks to Golfy (yes, they got her name right!) for dialing CW for Cake Wrecks.

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