Sprinkled With Pride
July 4, 2017 America!
Here in America...[dramatic pause]...we believe in... patriotism! Integrity! Courage!
We believe that Old Glory should cover not only our hearts...
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...but our stomachs as well.
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We believe that education and patriotic sprinkles are the bedrock of our society:
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But mostly the sprinkles.
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America!
We believe that the size of our cupcakes should not be defined by the size of our cups...
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...but by the size of our ovens.
We believe that even our bread pudding...
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...should be frosted. Patriotically.
Here in America, we believe that no cupcake is complete...
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...until it is deep-fried.
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Aw yeeeah.
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America!!
Where even our drizzle is patriotic:
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And our monkeys...
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...wear American kimonos.
Because we believe that monkey cakes wearing American kimonos is what America is all about.
America!!!!
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And my friends, let us never forget, when it comes to American pride...
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...we know how to rock it.
AMERICA!!!!
Glynis C., Carol G., Kay S., Jessica T., Cindy, Jessie from Cakespy, Molly M., Elizabeth J., & Brouk, now's the time on Sprockets when we dance. With monkeys. In kimonos. Patriotically.
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