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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Entries in Do You See What I See (166)

Monday
Aug202018

Fling Your Stinky Underwear Over There

HOW TO ORDER A BRIDAL SHOWER CAKE:

If you're stumped for cake inscriptions, just remind everyone what the bride's name is, and what the heck you're all doing there:

This kind of shorthand is invaluable for heavy drinkers.

 

You could also remind them when the party is happening:

...which is perfect for time travelers. And also heavy drinkers.

 

Since you need games at a shower (it's the law. The cruel, cruel law.) try some fun word jumbles!

Warning: This one is less perfect for heavy drinkers.

 

Aight, ladies, now it's time to spice things up.

So add butts.

OOH LA LA.

Tina Belcher approved.

 

You could also throw in a weirdly phallic umbrella/jellyfish thingie:

 

And end with the insinuation that someone will have stinky underwear by morning:

BOOM. Now that's what I call a shower. Or at least a need for one.

 

And finally, if you never want to be in charge of the cake again, just bring this along:

Awww yeeeeeeah.

 

Thanks to Anony M., Trey P., Melinda M., Kristy F., Christine, Liz M., & William M. for the best ransom-note shower cake I've ever seen.

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Friday
Aug172018

GET A GRIP, MIKAYLA'S MOM

Ahh, children's birthday parties. The balloons, the games, the judgey parents inspecting your hand towels - and of course, the enormous icing phallus on little Mikayla's cake:

Talk about the elephant in the room! I guess the rest of him is invisible.

 

Thanks to Freda for taking us down the path of snickers and knowing glances. Now SHHHH, before the kids start asking questions.

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