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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

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Friday
Jun222018

Who You Callin' "Turkey Lover?"

Does it make sense that June is National Turkey Lovers Month?

Nope.

Am I going to shamelessly exploit this to share heinously bad turkey wrecks anyway?

HECK YES.

Now, behold!

OCTO-TURKEY.

We've all wished our turkeys had tentacles at some time or other, right?

 

Does the phrase "poop mushroom cloud" mean anything to you?

How about now?

 

I like to think this little guy is on his way back from the library:

'Cuz he's a book worm.

Eh? EH?

 

I forgot to check if this month is for people who love turkeys or just love eating them, so let's cover all the bases:

That's, er, supposed to be a cooked turkey.

I know, I know, the half-eaten bunch of grapes distracted you. (Me, too.)

 

Oh look, this one comes with a pee-pee pear!

AND a fun-guy 'shroom? OooOOOooo. Now that's what I call an embarrassment of riches.

 

Which reminds me: what turkey post is complete without an angry feathered phallus?

Well lucky you, minions, because here comes one now:

Take a moment. Take it all in.

And yes, the cake DOES appear to say "Eat Me" at the bottom. Because this, my friends, is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

Happy Turkey Lovers Month, gang. Gobble gobble.

 

Thanks to Mel, Crista C., Melanie G., Irene G., Jennifer H., & Sarah L. for the stiff competition.

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Wednesday
Jun202018

How Do You Spell "Disney Disaster?"

If you're a big Disney fan then you know WDW is opening its new "Toy Story Land" at both Hollywood Studios and Disneyland soon. Lots of folks are planning trips to come see it, including wreckporter Sissy L. and her family.

However, when Sissy ordered a cake to surprise her little one with the big news, it backfired in the most spectacular way. She asked the baker to write "See You In Toy Story Land!" and, well...

...this happened:

 

Yeah.

OY.

 

Thanks, Sissy, and as Mickey would say, "C U real soon!"

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