An Egg-centric Performance

So. Ye seek humor and frivolity. Follow.

[swinging about dramatically]

BUT!!

Follow ONLY if ye be readers of valor, for the path to LOLZ is guarded by creatures so foul, so cruel that no man yet has laughed at them... and lived!

"'Ewwo, guv'na."

BONES of full fifty men lie strewn about their lair!

Or "carrot pops." Whatever.

So, brave readers, if ye do doubt your courage, or your strength, come no further, for DEATH awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

Well, teeth, anyway.

You dare laugh? Foolish mortals, this is no ordinary rabbit!

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

This one's got a vicious streak a mile wide; it's a killer!

And also on sale! HEYO!

And that one will snap your spine as soon as look at you!

Not to mention get you really sticky.

I'm warning you! They've got huge, sharp-- eh-- they can leap about-- um -- just look at those eyebrows!

"Hand over the Trix and nobody gets hurt."

Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, is it? Piece of cake, eh? Well, don't say I didn't warn you!

"Who wants to nibble our pastrami ears?!"

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RUN AWAY!

Hey Eric C., Jennifer D., Katie C., Mackenzie S., Lisa B., Byron K., Renee M., & Maureen P., somebody fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, stat.

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That's Like The OPPOSITE Of A Pot Of Gold

When CW reader Michelle ordered her 6-year-old daughter's birthday cake, she decided to stick with something classic: a rainbow. That's right, just a niiiice, simple rainbow, "with a cloud on either end."

As it turned out, though, Michelle's baker MAY have been a little hard of hearing.

Let's be honest: the clown heads aren't the problem here. It's the pile of poopy brown icing UNDER the clown heads, am I right?

Thanks to Michelle K. for proving sometimes it IS your circus, and your monkeys cloud clowns.

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