Lookin' For Some Bunny To Love

♫ Can anybody find meeeeeee... ♪

Some bunny to love?

Ooh, each new cake I see I die a little

("Ow.")

Can barely stand on my feet!

[*crash!*]

Take a look in the display case

...and cry.
(And cry!)

Bakers, what you're doing to me

I have spent all these years in "believing" you

But I just can't get decent Sweets... in-stoooore!!

Some bunny,

(Any bunny!)

Ooh, some bunny

(She's desperate!)

Can anybody find meeee

some bunny to love?

Thanks to Kimberly S., Mary D., Elisabeth A., Chelsea P., Charlotte C., Violetta S., Sarah H., Emily R., Leah F., & Lynn B. for the big ol, "NO, WE CAN'T, JEN." I, uh, still appreciate the effort.

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The Easter Post That Will Probably Get Me In Trouble

With Easter coming this Sunday, let's take a moment to reflect on that one relative who always shows up to family dinners a little drunk and "short a few bucks," but who really, REALLY wants to talk politics while you practice your poker face and try to snap a cellphone pic or two for Facebook later.

Top Rabbit: "NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT TRUMP'S HARE."

Bottom Rabbit: "How are we even related."

Now, I was going to say something about the irony of a kosher Easter egg:

...but then I remembered this is the internet, so I'd just end up getting lectured on the history of appropriated pagan rituals and whatnot.

SO INSTEAD...

Kosher pig caaaaake!!

And since I'm probably getting myself in trouble here anyway:

I'm told this is an Easter dessert in Spain.

o.0

So this weekend, may you all have a:

...or at least BE one.

Thanks to Anony M., Jessie K., Kayla S., Zoe M., & Rik D., who all promise to be happy eaters, so long as there's free cake.

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