Thursday
Mar242016
Lookin' For Some Bunny To Love
March 24, 2016 ♫ Can anybody find meeeeeee... ♪
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Some bunny to love?
Ooh, each new cake I see I die a little
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("Ow.")
Can barely stand on my feet!
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[*crash!*]
Take a look in the display case
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...and cry.
(And cry!)
Bakers, what you're doing to me
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I have spent all these years in "believing" you
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But I just can't get decent Sweets... in-stoooore!!
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Some bunny,
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(Any bunny!)
Ooh, some bunny
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(She's desperate!)
Can anybody find meeee
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some bunny to love?
Thanks to Kimberly S., Mary D., Elisabeth A., Chelsea P., Charlotte C., Violetta S., Sarah H., Emily R., Leah F., & Lynn B. for the big ol, "NO, WE CAN'T, JEN." I, uh, still appreciate the effort.
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Reader Comments (37)
Cake #4 kind of looks like Freddy Mercury, may he rest in peace...
I think the third one is looking slightly "sheepish", but otherwise… AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
(And, are the ninth ones escapees from a lagamorph Oompah band?)
Hilarious version of my favorite Queen song. Thanks, you made my day.
I think the third cake is supposed to be a lamb. Yes? No?
Sorry; Lagomorph.
(Don't you hate vowels in English? There are so many different pronunciations for each one. Spanish is so much easier.)
I almost wish Easter would last all year- this has been a superb week at CakeWrecks. Thank you, thank you, you! Oh mama Mia, mama mia. The splayed lamb!!! Sacrificed to atone for the sins of whatever that misbegotten spawn of Satan as represented by that second "cake" ( maybe it's just a container of workstation scrapings? Can't guess.) I can't stop laughing.
Sang the whole post... out loud, using my brush as a microphone.
Now that song is going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day, lol.
OMG! OMG! I have NEVER seen such a plethora of bunny cake wrecks in my life. Never. Ever. They are.... stupendous in their awful-ness. Amazing what wreckoraters deem acceptable! ROTFLMAO! Thanks for this!
I love how in the next-to-last picture the white bunny's face is smashed up against the side of the plastic lid. "HELP LET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEERE!"
I think...number 3 is a lamb. Not entirely certain.
You could almost pretend the 4th bunny is the Wererabbit (or else that other little bunny who was half turned into Wallace...)
Wiping tears of laughter- love the lamb! love the bunnies! love the mash-up- best tribute band version evah!
Number 3 is actually a lamb-o-god roadkill.
@ John Dash BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Was it a hired roadkill??? <snort>
This is your best song post evah! Find meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, somebunny to chomp! I will be singing that all day.
After all that, I had to Google "bunny" just to make sure they really look like what I thought they looked like.
Laughing madly until the last bunny. Is that pink duct tape across the mouth underneath eyes bugging out in sheer terror? "Happy Easter" indeed.
The top bunny in picture 9 looks a bit like a white version of the "Vampire Rabbit" carved on a building in Newcastle
http://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-vampire-rabbit-of-newcastle
The last cake, 29.99 oh my no....NO
The White and Purple Bunny Assassin Squad in the second-to-last photo will haunt my dreams tonight... And many nights to come...
These are to bunnies what I am to Gwyneth Paltrow. We both sort of have the same features but not in the same arrangements.
The last cake looks like a Blue Meanie disguised as a bunny.
OMG, lagamorph oompah, I've got to add that to my list of incomprehensible insults!
The seventh bunny.... It honestly looks like someone chopped its ears off and there they are lying on the ground. Its front feet appear to be ON the ears. Maybe I'm just really tired. Surely no one would chop a bunny's ears off.
And in this corner Team B will be debating with a pro-vivisection stance, using a series of unfortunate creatures they found at a bakery to illustrate their point... "Think how much we could learn by slicing open the one with severe gum disease!" (Exhibit #4)
@Ginger - that's exactly what I thought!
Great Frith on a cow, these are terrible! (But still hilariously funny!)
Loved the song. =-)
Every time I try to sing that I'm reminded that Freddie was a god. Now I will also remember these... erm... "bunnies"...
Oh let the Easter nightmare cakes begin.. next it is gonna be scary lamb cakes isn't it? I just know it lol and am dreading it. Nightmares be a comin lol.
Does that last bunny have a bacon mouth?
I'm not the only person who sang that all the way through, am I? Am I? Oh, it's just me then...
Ok, I'm hoping the Sunday Sweets will be loveable bunnies now. But they're going to have to be *REALLY ADORABLE* to make up for these atrocities! (And I'm Australian, so all rabbits are either evil or food...)
Huzzah for a Queen-based post! \o/
Who else had to go back and look at the pictures because they were too busy singing along with the commentary???
I gasped in horror at the last "bunny". Is that bacon on its face???
Number 7 is at least kinda of "cutely ugly". The rest of these are just plain ol' "ugly ugly". Bleh.
Now I've got an ear-worm, but in a good way. Waiting for the killer rabbit from the Holy Grail to turn up next. Thanks for making me smile til my face hurts!
Happy Easter everyone.