My Friend The Witch Baker Has A Way With Words

I told the witch baker I was in love with you

And then the witch baker, he told me what to do

He told me..

Ting! Tang!

WALLA WALLA BING BANG.

Ting...

...Tang?

Walla Walla Bing Bang!

Thanks to Misty B., Jenny W., Kayleigh S., Anony M., Susie M., Denis S., Carmen N., Bonny B., Dora M., & Mary W. for that pregnant pause.

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How 'Bout Them 'Melons?

And now, let's add a little class with a traditional haiku.

Ahem hem hem.

Watermelon cake?

Sure, let me ask the baker.

Apparently not.

Thanks to Katie T., Michelle L., Shanna P., & Tharry for the seedy entertainment.

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